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Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:28 pm
by OFSO
To kick off, here's one that had 'em rolling in the aisles (although I admit it was my Kindergarten aisles.)
There were four skunks: daddy skunk, mummy skunk, a sister skunk called Alice and a little baby skunk called Inn.
One day Inn the baby skunk wandered off, and despite searching for hours, daddy skunk and mummy skunk couldn't find him. So seeing their plight, sister skunk said "I can find him", went out, and within 15 minutes was back with little baby skunk in tow.
Mummy skunk hugged her baby and said to Alice skunk, "how on earth did you find him ?" to which Alice replied: "easy - instinct."
Hat, coat, zimmer frame, etc.....
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:57 pm
by stuart
Excellent OF'S
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:13 pm
by probes
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:37 pm
by Stoneboat
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:47 pm
by Stoneboat
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:49 am
by 500N
Comments by the EU President, pleading with countries not to close borders and implement border checks
because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!
I haven't had such a good laugh in ages.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:32 am
by Capetonian
because the Schengen agreement is one of the shining successes of the EU !!!
I wonder what they'd define as a complete and utter abject failure then?
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:59 am
by 500N
I thought this was a good and very true comment.
"Eurosceptic Tory MEP Daniel Hannan said last night: 'The Schengen zone, just like the euro, has failed its first test.
Both only work in good times.'
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:36 am
by Capetonian
On reflection, I have to admit that my last comment was unfair.
The Schengen Agreement is a shining success if looked at from the perspective of illegal invaders, car thieves, burglars, muggers, drug-dealers, money-launderers, people traffickers, paedophiles, scammers, kidnappers, con-men, murderers, prostitutes, forgers ............ Apart from possibly prostitutes, not the sort of people we want in our midst.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:41 pm
by Stoneboat
Maybe it's not so funny.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:53 pm
by 500N
I like it because it is true.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:58 pm
by stuart
I have just deleted all the german contacts I had on my phone.................it's now hans free.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:37 am
by Beaufort
A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.
Barman: What have you got there?
Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.
Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:40 am
by Opsboi
Beaufort wrote:A Jersey man walks into a pub with a toad on his head.
Barman: What have you got there?
Toad: I dunno, it started as a wart on my @rse.
Thanks to sitigeltfel for reminding me of this one over in the other place.
That's crapaud
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:45 am
by Alisoncc
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:11 am
by ricardian
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:03 pm
by Stoneboat
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:09 pm
by Airborne Aircrew
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:24 am
by 500N
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:00 am
by Woody