Friday Jokes

[TheGreenGoblin]

If you've got a bit of spare time, this is comedy at its best.

Venomous serpent onboard! A delightful account!

[Ex-Ascot]

How true.

[llondel]

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The Gregorian calendar

[Hydromet]

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The Gregorian calendar

I thought it was the Chappell brothers cricket commentary roster.

[llondel]

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The Gregorian calendar

I thought it was the Chappell brothers cricket commentary roster.

If it was against England then they could leave most of the days blank.

[OFSO]

I'd disagree with the German scenario. My experience was
Problem - Personalrät (staff committee) - Gewirtschaft (Trade Union) - Arbeitsgericht (Labour Law Court) - Blame East German workers - invade Austria.

[ricardian]

A bit mean - but funny!

[ricardian]

Remember, you saw it here first

[Boac]

A rare picture of one of the early trials of reversing sensors.

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[llondel]

Novac Djokovic is the first player ever to get knocked out of a grand slam tournament after only missing 2 shots.

[FD2]

Not really a 'joke' but Djokovic is a joke anyway. Pity he's such a good tennis player.

[EA01]

Djokovic is the only cnut who wants to stay in the state of Victoria!

[ExSp33db1rd]

A friend has wrtten and referred to him as Novax ! Brilliant.

[ribrash]

[Karearea]

Meme:

Someone just honked
to get me out of my
parking spot faster
so now
I have to sit here until
both of us are dead.

[ricardian]

A musical note

[ricardian]

A woman leant on the bar next to me and said "I love the strong, silent type."
So I did one, just for her.

[Hydromet]

A woman leant on the bar next to me and said "I love the strong, silent type."
So I did one, just for her.

AKA whispering death. Had a dog like that.

[ricardian]

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.
He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”
“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”
So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

[ricardian]

One of my favourite scientific discoveries in recent years is that among domesticated animals, dogs recognise the difference between themselves and people, but cats just think that the people who live with them are appallingly incompetent cats