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#7181 Post by ricardian » Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:49 pm

Awwww
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#7182 Post by EA01 » Sat Jun 05, 2021 10:51 pm

....not getting that one OFSO??
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#7183 Post by llondel » Sat Jun 05, 2021 10:58 pm

Apostrophe abuse!
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#7184 Post by OFSO » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:32 am

It's Rachael from "Blade Runner"....
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#7185 Post by EA01 » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:48 am

Oh....I've not seen many films...
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#7186 Post by Boac » Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:54 pm

Media rumours that Dildo Harding may be the next head of the NHS.
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#7187 Post by ricardian » Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:26 pm

A brave but foolhardy man!
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#7188 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:11 pm

#7185 - read books? "Do Androids dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip Dick...
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#7189 Post by EA01 » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:01 am

No....not read that one....
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#7190 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:31 pm

A scene from real life
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#7191 Post by ricardian » Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:34 pm

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears;
“You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Do you know what?”
“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you’re bad luck.”
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#7192 Post by ricardian » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:32 am

Would you use this?
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#7193 Post by FD2 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:47 am

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#7195 Post by ricardian » Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:36 am

Sci-fi health assessment
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#7196 Post by Alisoncc » Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:52 am

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#7197 Post by Boac » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:01 am

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#7198 Post by Boac » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:18 am

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#7199 Post by FD2 » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:52 am

Or Johnson's Willy...
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#7200 Post by Boac » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:17 pm

A flyer for PN's new enterprise has pooped into my inboard.
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