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Re: Friday Jokes

#7241 Post by FD2 » Sat Jun 19, 2021 7:55 am

1 not your choice of coffee?!
2 try pre menstrual stress
3 agree not so much a joke as true

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#7242 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:12 am

Ah STRESS, I was thinking tension.

Coffee wise, our choice offering at Nav school was standard or decafe, mikk full fat, semi skimmed, black or whitener, sugar white, brown, none or sweetener. Once the cafés went all foreign I simply got lost.

Was at a cafe on holiday, beautiful coffee menu black board. Each variety was drawn as a cup with the different proportions of coffee, milk, froth all shown - perfect.

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#7243 Post by G-CPTN » Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:37 am

PMS - Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a condition that affects a woman's emotions, physical health, and behavior during certain days of the menstrual cycle, generally just before her menses. PMS is a very common condition. Its symptoms affect more than 90 percent of menstruating women.

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#7244 Post by Boac » Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:44 am

Well, I'll be! Like PN I thought it was something that happened on Wednesdays in the House of Commons.

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#7245 Post by FD2 » Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:50 am

Thanks G-CPTN - but just don't mention it... #:-S

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#7246 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Sun Jun 20, 2021 1:21 am

Coffee ? I was introduced to coffee by waitresses bearing a carafe taken from a permanently Online ( different meaning then ) dispenser near the front entrance of any USA coffee shop in the late '50's and '60's. Graduated to Instant Coffee carried in a small jar in my briefcase, suitable for adding to hot water heated by the "dipstick" carried by crew to boil water in any available bathroom glass. Not able to carry milk, and why bother with sugar? Not altered my taste, can't be bothered with your Lattes, Flat Whites etc. and eventually educate so called "Baristers" to produce an " Americano ". i.e. single shot with extra water. Perfect. You can keep the rest of the crap.

Graduated to pouring a second lot of water through the drip filter first used by Mrs. ExS. Being of USA origin she uses three times as much freshly ground coffee beans as I consider necessary, so a second go is perfect for me. At least I have abandoned the Instant !

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#7247 Post by Opsboi » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:58 am

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#7248 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Jun 20, 2021 3:39 pm

Kill bodger instead?

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#7249 Post by Pinky the pilot » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:01 am

Opsboi: Please tell me that piccy is digitally altered! Could anyone really be that stupid???? :-?

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#7250 Post by Woody » Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:32 am

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#7251 Post by Woody » Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm

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#7252 Post by ricardian » Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:07 pm

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#7253 Post by Opsboi » Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:33 pm

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#7254 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:46 pm

Woody wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
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Parents today would probably be arrested for child endangerment if they were caught letting their little darlings loose on something like this or the other devices on the playgrounds of the schools in our day, see-saws, giant bar, etc. :-o :ymdevil:
Helmets, safety harnesses, thick foam padding, etc. would be required if even allowed today. :))

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#7255 Post by Magnus » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:00 pm

ricardian wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:07 pm
Me too!
Ahem. Confession. I tend to observe curvilicious young ladies when I'm on holiday and wearing sunglasses. I then get home and continue to ogle when I'm NOT wearing sunglasses. Dirty old git.

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#7256 Post by ian16th » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:46 pm
Woody wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
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Parents today would probably be arrested for child endangerment if they were caught letting their little darlings loose on something like this or the other devices on the playgrounds of the schools in our day, see-saws, giant bar, etc. :-o :ymdevil:
Helmets, safety harnesses, thick foam padding, etc. would be required if even allowed today. :))

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#7257 Post by Opsboi » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:36 pm

ian16th wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm


Playgrounds?

We 'ad bomb sights!
You played in a Lancaster?

Wow

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#7258 Post by ian16th » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:41 pm

Opsboi wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:36 pm
ian16th wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm


Playgrounds?

We 'ad bomb sights!
You played in a Lancaster?

Wow
No but I worked on Lincoln's!
And I've corrected.
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#7259 Post by ricardian » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:10 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7260 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jun 24, 2021 12:49 am

Woody wrote:
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