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#7681 Post by ricardian » Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:25 am

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#7682 Post by FD2 » Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:58 am

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#7683 Post by ricardian » Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:02 am

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#7684 Post by ricardian » Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:18 am

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#7685 Post by ricardian » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:34 pm

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#7686 Post by OFSO » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:57 pm

Now in what book did I see "The Holiday Home for Pets Pie Company".....

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#7687 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:20 pm

I phoned my GP and said I was worried I was addicted to Twitter. He said “I’m sorry, I don’t follow you”.

Yes, Mrs C16 said it was dreadful as well……..
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#7688 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:29 pm

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#7689 Post by 1DC » Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:56 pm

Someone should start a rumour of a shortage of jobs so everyone will panic and get one..

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#7690 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:53 pm

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#7691 Post by Wodrick » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:56 am

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#7692 Post by llondel » Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:38 pm

We recently had International Daughters Day. Isn't it a bit sexist that they only get one a year when every week we have a Sunday?

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#7693 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:26 am

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#7694 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:38 am

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#7695 Post by EA01 » Tue Sep 28, 2021 8:38 am

I was at an online funeral today (true story and nothing funny about that), for an old family friend that my Father had worked with for many many years. He was in the Airlines also, and started out with TAA in Newcastle in the early 70's.

One eulogy recalled (the said deceased) dispatching a flight at Newcastle when a prominent Newcastle Business man ran up and asked 'Have I missed the Flight?!? .....the reply was "Yes, but if it is any consolation, you only just missed it!"

RIP Bruno

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#7696 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:06 pm

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#7698 Post by ricardian » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:45 pm

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#7699 Post by unifoxos » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:08 am

Someone should start a rumour of a shortage of jobs so everyone will panic and get one..

Shouldn't that be JABS??
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#7700 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:26 pm

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