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#3521 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:59 pm

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#3522 Post by Boac » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:17 pm

Ah! A spit-roast. 8-}

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#3523 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:04 am

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#3524 Post by Slasher » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:55 am

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#3525 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:08 pm

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#3526 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:42 pm

I named my dog "Five Miles" so that I can tell people that I walk Five Miles every day.
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#3527 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:49 pm

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#3528 Post by Slasher » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:52 am

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#3529 Post by ricardian » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:10 pm

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#3530 Post by ricardian » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:06 pm

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#3531 Post by ricardian » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:03 pm

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#3532 Post by Hydromet » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:15 am

Ricardian, did your mother make you eat spelt bread?

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#3533 Post by Magnus » Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:57 pm

Hydro, worse than that, he probably was forced to eat beremeal bannocks. Bit of an Orcadian speciality designed to remove any trace of moisture from your mouth.

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#3534 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:01 pm

Magnus wrote:
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Hydro, worse than that, he probably was forced to eat beremeal bannocks. Bit of an Orcadian speciality designed to remove any trace of moisture from your mouth.
Icelandic poteen does that too. Also I inhibits the vocal chords.

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#3535 Post by ricardian » Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:01 pm

Magnus wrote:
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Hydro, worse than that, he probably was forced to eat beremeal bannocks. Bit of an Orcadian speciality designed to remove any trace of moisture from your mouth.
I wasn't raised in Orkney! We visited Orkney in 1978 when I was working in Brora (Sutherland) 1976-82 and loved it. We moved here in January 2004 after I'd retired. I know what you mean about beremeal bannocks, bere is still grown and processed on mainland Orkney. There are several specialist firms on mainland Orkney including Orkney gin, a couple of whisky distilleries and The Orkney Brewery which brews Skull Splitter and Clootie Dumpling.
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#3536 Post by ricardian » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:21 pm

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#3537 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:43 pm

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#3538 Post by Rwy in Sight » Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:35 am

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I think it is colder there!
Slasher I think I zoomed at the wrong point.

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#3539 Post by Slasher » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:28 am

Nothin’ wrong with a bit of underside boob RiS!

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#3540 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:36 am

Slasher wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:28 am
Nothin’ wrong with a bit of underside boob RiS!
Did you mean undersize😁

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