Friday Jokes

[Slasher]

Yeh that too.

[ricardian]

A handy flow chart

[Rwy in Sight]

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I think it is colder there!
Slasher I think I zoomed at the wrong point.

Sorry Slasher, my boob recognition routine rejects automatically rejects too small targets - I locked what follows the girl.

[jimtherev]

Thank you, ric ^^^^ Duly filed for future use.

[ricardian]

Here's one for the radical vegans

[ricardian]

Thank you, ric ^^^^ Duly filed for future use.

The Church of Scotland's history is rather complex

[llondel]

Here's one for the radical vegans

Given the typo, he had no chance anyway.

[Slasher]

Wouldn’t say I was exactly rich so I’m borderline Aitheist/Scientologist.

[Pontius Navigator]

Thank you, ric ^^^^ Duly filed for future use.

The Church of Scotland's history is rather complex

After we settled in, I was at work, Mrs PN answered the door: two dour men in black suits.

"Good day to you Mistress, we're from the wee free."

"Good morning."

" Ah, you're English, you'll have married a Scotsman. "

"No, he's English."

" Sorry to have bothered you Mistress, the Presbyterian church is just didn't the road. "

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For a time she worked in the Raigmore Hospital. Patients from the Western Isles would only speak Gaelic except with my wife. As she was English they would speak English but not with the Scots nurses. And Wee Jimmy thinks they all want independence.

[Woody]

I’m sure a few of our members recall Late Call on Scottish TV

[ricardian]

[Slasher]

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[Capetonian]

A simplified urine test that may be relevant for the seniors.....!!??

Go outside and pee in the garden.

1.If ants gather:- diabetes.

2.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.

3. If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.

4. If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.

5. If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer.

[ExSp33db1rd]

Stages of geriatric-ness.'

You forget to zip up after'

You then forget to unzip before.

[Slasher]

Must be a lot of little old ladies in this town...

[ricardian]

Doctor: What’s the matter?
Patient: Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my arse.
Doctor: How’s that?
Patient: Don’t you start!

[Rwy in Sight]

Well most of us will agree

[ricardian]

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
"What are you doing", he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."

[ricardian]

[Pontius Navigator]

Well most of us will agree

In Aldi today I thought I saw some Easter bunnies. But they were teddies.