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Re: Friday Jokes

#4621 Post by PHXPhlyer » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:34 am


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#4622 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:39 am

The crash isn't the joke. It's "she may have been drinking"

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#4623 Post by Woody » Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:40 am

In her defence, I’m led to believe that there’s not many roundabouts in the USA :-o
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#4624 Post by Boac » Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:47 am

She tried to make it one less, too.

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#4625 Post by G-CPTN » Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:59 am

I think it was a flyover.

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#4626 Post by ricardian » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:50 pm

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#4627 Post by Capetonian » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:02 pm

I admit I smiled, but that should be under sick jokes.

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#4628 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:27 pm

+3, Mrs PN and I laughed too.

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#4629 Post by Boac » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:47 pm

5 de-merits, Ric, and go to your room :-)

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#4630 Post by ricardian » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:58 pm

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#4631 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:03 pm

Took Mrs PN a moment to see that one.

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#4632 Post by Rwy in Sight » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:09 pm

Are you all-right PN?

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#4633 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:13 pm

A dangerous version of Kim's Game
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#4634 Post by ricardian » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:07 pm

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#4635 Post by Alisoncc » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:24 pm

Yes Ric, but it is the righthand seat.
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#4636 Post by llondel » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:33 pm

That just means it can't taxi in once landed.

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#4637 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:10 pm

Man's thumb? Purple nail polish?

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#4638 Post by k3k3 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:25 pm

It's a blackbob from (mis)wielding a hammer.

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#4639 Post by prospector » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:32 pm

Even need companion animals in light aircraft these days!!

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#4640 Post by ricardian » Sun Feb 16, 2020 9:35 pm

One for the ladies.
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