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Re: Friday Jokes

#3381 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:39 pm

When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to do is say "Yes" or "No". None of this "Who are you and how did you get in here?" business.
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#3382 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:50 pm

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#3383 Post by llondel » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pm

ricardian wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:50 pm
Another one for jimtherev
The answer to that one is "Because!"

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#3384 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:39 pm

Me: "I'm having a really good day - except for newpussycat."
Friend: "What's newpussycat?"
Me: "Whoaaaaa whoaaaa oooohh"
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#3385 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:09 pm

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#3386 Post by Boac » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:24 pm

You'll need to explain that to Ben There, MBA, Ric. He will not get it otherwise. =))

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3387 Post by jimtherev » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:18 pm

ricardian wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:50 pm
Another one for jimtherev
I wish I could think of a witty reply. Sadly, all I can do is nod and agree with llondel

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#3388 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:05 pm

Lagos is a shithole. Literally.
Same, same Kano. Used to get dumped there when operating as Nav. the pilots reckoned they could fly the remaining bit on to Lagos alone, tho' did once make Lagos when we had to overfly Kano for some reason now forget.

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#3389 Post by ian16th » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:08 am

ExSp33db1rd wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:05 pm
Lagos is a shithole. Literally.
Same, same Kano. Used to get dumped there when operating as Nav. the pilots reckoned they could fly the remaining bit on to Lagos alone, tho' did once make Lagos when we had to overfly Kano for some reason now forget.
214 used Kano for a tanker base for the non-stop flight to Cape Town.
I was scheduled to be on the detachment, but was pulled off it just before departure.

From the reports, I was the lucky one!

The really fun part was that the ground crew flew out in a Beverley.

Apparently they were bounced all over the Sahara!
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#3390 Post by Slasher » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:34 am

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#3391 Post by Hydromet » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:55 am

...and one from Gene Autry, to say "Thanks for the saddle bags."

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#3392 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:13 am

Not really a joke, but ... and can't copy it.

Just received a series of pictures entitled "Old Car Ads." One shows a women lounging across the back seat of a large sedan, with a man looking through the window expectantly. The caption is ... "Spread Your Legs" - enjoy maximum leg room in the new Pontiac Star Chief.

I doubt that the present Me Too movement would approve today ?

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'kin Essex

#3393 Post by Undried Plum » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:21 am

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#3394 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:30 am

Thanx - how d'ye do that !

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#3395 Post by Slasher » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:33 am

Plum is quite the digger-upper ExSp33d. If he can't find it then it ain't been invented yet.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3396 Post by Undried Plum » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:48 am

Q: Why do Essex girls wear panties?

A: To keep their ankles warm on the back seat of a Cortina.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3397 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:42 am

An amateur electrician's obituary:
Green to earth,
Brown to live,
Blue to bits.
RIP
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#3398 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:56 pm

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#3399 Post by admin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:14 pm

:D :D :D

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Re: Friday Jokes

#3400 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:18 pm

So, has your Outback towed an Outback, outback of Outback, in the Outback? ;)))

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