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Re: Friday Jokes

#9521 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:05 am

Go to Primark,

Do they have Bored Husband seats ? A frequent omission in female stores.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9522 Post by Woody » Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:33 am

You need one of these :D

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9523 Post by Rwy in Sight » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:57 am

I think keep the husband bored while they shop is a plus for the ladies as the old joke goes they don't want to see their husband to have a great time.

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9524 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:32 am

Used to go to a book shop in Washington DC. Loads of comfy settees and chairs where you could just sit read a book and they would bring you a coffee. Who says that the Yanks are uncivilised? Well, apart from Markel.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9525 Post by Boac » Sun Mar 05, 2023 1:31 pm


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Re: Friday Jokes

#9526 Post by k3k3 » Sun Mar 05, 2023 1:58 pm

BOAC, shouldn't that have gone in the sick jokes thread?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9527 Post by Boac » Sun Mar 05, 2023 4:33 pm

I nearly did, but because it was Sunday I felt I shouldn't upset his admirers here too much. :))

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9528 Post by Opsboi » Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:52 am

PHXPhlyer wrote:
Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:29 am
A40E72-2F7WA3-HT0H52-NRR30X-D470MD?
Didn't you get it?

Oh, my aching sides...

Me neither

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9529 Post by Boac » Mon Mar 06, 2023 8:44 am

Apologies for the misfire on the URL. Post now deleted to spoil the fun.

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#9530 Post by Archer » Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:27 am

It looks like you posted the licence code for a piece of software... now if we can only guess your e-mail and which piece of software... someone's in luck! ;)
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9531 Post by Pinky the pilot » Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:59 am

PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 06, 2023 10:59 am
A40E72-2F7WA3-HT0H52-NRR30X-D470MD?

Didn't you get it?

Oh, my aching sides...

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9532 Post by Boac » Mon Mar 06, 2023 10:11 am

archer wrote:It looks like you posted the licence code for a piece of software
Spot on! Failed to clear my clipboard. It is in fact expensive AI software which enables diagnosis of 'personality disorders' in people from their posts made on internet sites, and it is quite busy on O-N. =))

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9533 Post by Archer » Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:58 pm

ExSp33db1rd wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:05 am
A frequent omission in female stores.
A store where you can buy females? I understand they have those here in Amsterdam but the most useful piece of furniture in those stores is not a chair... o:-)
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9534 Post by PHXPhlyer » Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:59 pm

Archer wrote:
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ExSp33db1rd wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:05 am
A frequent omission in female stores.
A store where you can buy females? I understand they have those here in Amsterdam but the most useful piece of furniture in those stores is not a chair... o:-)
I think that they only rent. :D

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9535 Post by PHXPhlyer » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:06 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9536 Post by llondel » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:20 pm

My new girlfriend and I were travelling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tyre.

So I called my parents and said "Sorry Mum, we're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture!"

"Oh!", she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time!"

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9537 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:47 pm

llondel wrote:
Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:20 pm
My new girlfriend and I were travelling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tyre.

So I called my parents and said "Sorry Mum, we're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture!"

"Oh!", she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time!"
We think that we understand this one. Mrs Ex-Ascot worked it out. Puncture repair kit required.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9538 Post by Hydromet » Mon Mar 06, 2023 10:40 pm

llondel wrote:
Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:20 pm
My new girlfriend and I were travelling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tyre.

So I called my parents and said "Sorry Mum, we're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture!"

"Oh!", she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time!"
Did his previous one go down if she was pricked?

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9539 Post by Opsboi » Tue Mar 07, 2023 12:37 am

Hydromet wrote:
Mon Mar 06, 2023 10:40 pm

Did his previous one go down?
You say that like it's a bad thing

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Re: Friday Jokes

#9540 Post by Archer » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:21 am

Was she a bit of an airhead?
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