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Re: Friday Jokes

#9101 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 21, 2022 4:59 am

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#9102 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:59 pm

This car horn is wired to sound like a Glock pistol - handy in certain circumstances
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#9103 Post by ricardian » Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:32 pm

Flawed design on church sends the wrong Easter Message
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#9104 Post by jimtherev » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:05 pm

What a pity! Don't have a suitable flat wall to pinch that idea :(

(actually, I don't think that too many of 'our lot' would even notice)
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#9105 Post by Rossian » Sat Oct 22, 2022 1:35 pm

What do you think the writer/painter meant to say? It shot straight over my head that one.

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#9106 Post by OFSO » Sat Oct 22, 2022 1:45 pm

Likewise I'm afraid.
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#9107 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:00 pm

Arise
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#9108 Post by ricardian » Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:00 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:00 pm
Easter message - "Arise"
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#9109 Post by Rossian » Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:02 pm

Thank you ric. It's being a heathen that caused me to miss it.

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#9111 Post by Pinky the pilot » Sun Oct 23, 2022 5:21 am

ricardian; Wonder where one can get such a car horn? :-?
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#9112 Post by ricardian » Sun Oct 23, 2022 8:30 am

What has that bird been eating?
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#9113 Post by Hydromet » Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:47 am

ricardian wrote: ↑
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 What has that bird been eating?
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#9114 Post by ricardian » Sun Oct 23, 2022 3:53 pm

A woman arrived at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said "Hello, my name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars & men. What's your name?"
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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#9115 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Oct 24, 2022 8:55 am

New Dam Busters.
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#9116 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:40 am

Seen this before but a long time ago.

'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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#9117 Post by tango15 » Mon Oct 24, 2022 6:33 pm

Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 24, 2022 8:55 am
 New Dam Busters.
Love it! (The problem is, it's probably a bit too close to the truth!)
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#9118 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:08 am

Wot's the dog going to be called, White Supremacist ?
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#9119 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue Oct 25, 2022 7:08 am

ExSp33db1rd wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:08 am
 Wot's the dog going to be called, White Supremacist ?
Honky.
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9120 Post by OFSO » Tue Oct 25, 2022 10:24 am

Why, has it got a blocked nose and sinus trouble?
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