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Re: Friday Jokes

#8781 Post by OFSO » Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:51 am

#8779 - that's nothing. Drink the water from the river by Barcelona, and you get a cocaine high.

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#8782 Post by Archer » Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:04 pm

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#8783 Post by llondel » Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:48 pm

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
... 'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' '4 Months holiday and five good leads'.

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#8784 Post by ricardian » Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:55 pm

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#8785 Post by llondel » Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:26 pm

Man to dog trainer: "Ever time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."

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#8786 Post by ricardian » Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:24 pm

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#8787 Post by ricardian » Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:34 pm

800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant...
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#8788 Post by Hydromet » Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:43 pm

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#8789 Post by FD2 » Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:45 pm

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#8790 Post by FD2 » Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:46 pm

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#8791 Post by ricardian » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:00 am

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#8792 Post by ricardian » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:04 am

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#8793 Post by Karearea » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:31 am

Q: How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
And with the morn, those angel faces smile...

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#8794 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:12 am

FD2 wrote:
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Meanwhile, someone nicked the wheels

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#8795 Post by ricardian » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:15 am

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#8796 Post by ricardian » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:25 pm

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#8797 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:19 am

ricardian wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:25 pm
Those Ffrench!
Thank you for explaining that. I have just had breakfast 🤮

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Re: Friday Jokes

#8798 Post by llondel » Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:21 pm

What's a stormtrooper's favourite store?
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The one next to Target.

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#8799 Post by FD2 » Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:11 pm

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#8800 Post by ricardian » Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:04 pm

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