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Re: Friday Jokes

#8841 Post by Woody » Sun Aug 07, 2022 2:22 pm

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#8842 Post by ricardian » Sun Aug 07, 2022 5:29 pm

A familiar scene to some
And I got banned from Facebook for posting this
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#8843 Post by ricardian » Sun Aug 07, 2022 6:43 pm

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#8844 Post by ricardian » Sun Aug 07, 2022 9:19 pm

One of my favourite quotations:
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
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Re: Friday Jokes

#8845 Post by Wodrick » Sun Aug 07, 2022 10:03 pm

ricardian wrote:
Sun Aug 07, 2022 6:43 pm
One for the folks trying to lose weight
This is bad gen Grapefruit interacts with a few prescription drugs and is to be avoided.
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#8846 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:12 am

Wodrick wrote:
Sun Aug 07, 2022 10:03 pm
ricardian wrote:
Sun Aug 07, 2022 6:43 pm
One for the folks trying to lose weight
This is bad gen Grapefruit interacts with a few prescription drugs and is to be avoided.
Which is a shame as I like them and Mrs PN can't

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#8847 Post by ribrash » Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:01 am

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#8848 Post by ricardian » Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:53 pm

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#8849 Post by EA01 » Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:04 pm


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Re: Friday Jokes

#8850 Post by EA01 » Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:13 pm

I never fly QANTAS now,..havent since 2011 when this guy decided to ground a global fleet on a whim,...disgracefull

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Re: Friday Jokes

#8851 Post by llondel » Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:07 pm

Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."

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#8852 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:56 pm

WARNING: "Fire Safety"
Smoking is known to the Ukrainian Russian Province of Crimea to cause cancer, emphysema, bomb dumps to explode, and a billion dollars worth of fighter jets to burn to ashes.
The Ukes had nothing to do with it, honest!

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Re: Friday Jokes

#8853 Post by Woody » Wed Aug 10, 2022 7:54 am

When all else fails, read the instructions.

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#8854 Post by ricardian » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:37 pm

My friend went to university but after he got a degree in egyptology he could not get a job. He is now paying more money to the university so that he can get a PhD and thus get a job teaching people egyptology.
This really is a pyramid scheme.
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#8855 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:41 pm

Some might say that it sphinx.

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#8856 Post by Opsboi » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:54 pm

G-CPTN wrote:
Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:41 pm
Some might say that it sphinx.
Pharaoh nuff

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#8857 Post by ricardian » Wed Aug 10, 2022 3:50 pm

"How much to hire a church singing group?"
"Do you mean a choir?"
"Very well, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
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#8858 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:00 pm

General Marchenko..

..doesn't like tailgaters
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#8859 Post by ricardian » Wed Aug 10, 2022 5:02 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#8860 Post by Woody » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:53 pm

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