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Re: Friday Jokes

#7601 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:37 am

FD2, still, they might try and check out the Liver building

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#7602 Post by ribrash » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:47 pm

I'm going to try a new wine later made from an anti-diuretic hybrid grape which reduces trips to the loo.Its called Pino-more.

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#7603 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:30 am

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#7604 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:24 pm

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#7605 Post by Woody » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:12 pm

Apologies for aviation content =)) =))

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#7606 Post by llondel » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:14 pm

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#7607 Post by EA01 » Wed Sep 08, 2021 7:23 am

I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"

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#7608 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:08 am

OK, took a while 😊

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#7609 Post by prospector » Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:00 am

Good for a chuckle when it sunk in!!

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#7610 Post by Boac » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:52 am

Talk about sinking in---

Said to be Martin Lewis (the 'Financial' Guy) on holiday in the Maldives.

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#7611 Post by Boac » Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:04 am

Mind you, his wife is Lara not Rachel, but it is funny.

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#7612 Post by fareastdriver » Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:34 pm

In the Maldives you are no more than ten minutes from the nice clean Indian Ocean. Why didn't he jump in to get the mud off before fouling up the bike.

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#7613 Post by OFSO » Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:35 pm

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#7614 Post by Opsboi » Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:27 pm

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Bravo, sir, top tale!

Mind you, I expect he was legless at the time

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#7615 Post by ricardian » Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:51 pm

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#7616 Post by ricardian » Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:54 pm

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#7617 Post by FD2 » Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:58 pm

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#7618 Post by llondel » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:34 am

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#7619 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:03 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7620 Post by Boac » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:42 am

Ricardian - I know I'm getting old, but can you help with with the 'bread' one please?

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