Friday Jokes

[bob2s]

Jager bomb WHAT DOES JAGER BOMB MEAN?
A Jager bomb is a cocktail prepared by dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a pint glass full of an energy drink, traditionally Red Bull.

[unifoxos]

Only some of us don't know what Jägermeister is. Behind the times? DILLIGAF.

[Pontius Navigator]

And the joke is?

[Rwy in Sight]

And the joke is?

It appears to be an ad for gym but instead it is for drinks.

[Rossian]

....A Jaeger bomb is a shotglass of the aforesaid liquor which is upside down in a sleeve pint glass which is then carefully filled with lager so as to not disturb the shot glass (surface tension keeps the liquor in the shot glass. As the "victim" drinks it, (to cries of "Yam Sing") eventually at the required angle of dangle, the shotglass topples and a sudden mouthful of liquor surges into the victim's mouth - cue splutter, gasp, choke.....
Further Qs about "Upside down Margaritas on the Bar"** - oh there's probably a yoochoob howto video and I haven't had my breakfast yet.......

The Ancient Mariner
** Former denizens of the Brass Nut at Keflavik will know.

[ricardian]

It would appear that I shall have to start adding explanatory footnotes to some jokes

[ricardian]

Yet another ingenious idea from a reader of Viz

[Pontius Navigator]

My problem was the posts were unrelated to a joke.

In SHAPE O Club a drunken teetotal Norwegian (now that's an oxymoron) demonstrated a special, a thin glass of Schnapps in a glass of beer. The glass being heavier than the beer was not visible but gave you a shot as you first drank the beer.

[tango15]

....A Jaeger bomb is a shotglass of the aforesaid liquor which is upside down in a sleeve pint glass which is then carefully filled with lager so as to not disturb the shot glass (surface tension keeps the liquor in the shot glass. As the "victim" drinks it, (to cries of "Yam Sing") eventually at the required angle of dangle, the shotglass topples and a sudden mouthful of liquor surges into the victim's mouth - cue splutter, gasp, choke.....
Further Qs about "Upside down Margaritas on the Bar"** - oh there's probably a yoochoob howto video and I haven't had my breakfast yet.......

The Ancient Mariner
** Former denizens of the Brass Nut at Keflavik will know.

I can remember Iceland when you couldn't get alcohol. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_in_Iceland

Jäger is the German word for hunter and apparently they used to make this very strong brew to keep them warm while they were outside in the winter.

[ricardian]

Grateful parent

[ricardian]

Just think about the first people who ate mushrooms and had to go through a process of trial & error like this:
This one tastes like beef.
This one tastes foul!
This one killed Bruce.
This one makes you see God for a week.

[OFSO]

Poor old Tiger Woods. Hasn't got a leg to stand on.

[Ex-Ascot]

....A Jaeger bomb is a shotglass of the aforesaid liquor which is upside down in a sleeve pint glass which is then carefully filled with lager so as to not disturb the shot glass (surface tension keeps the liquor in the shot glass. As the "victim" drinks it, (to cries of "Yam Sing") eventually at the required angle of dangle, the shotglass topples and a sudden mouthful of liquor surges into the victim's mouth - cue splutter, gasp, choke.....
Further Qs about "Upside down Margaritas on the Bar"** - oh there's probably a yoochoob howto video and I haven't had my breakfast yet.......

The Ancient Mariner
** Former denizens of the Brass Nut at Keflavik will know.

I can remember Iceland when you couldn't get alcohol. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_in_Iceland

Jäger is the German word for hunter and apparently they used to make this very strong brew to keep them warm while they were outside in the winter.

I remember a Botswana when you couldn't get incinhol. Three bloody times now and still a few days to go. Pre dinner scotch on the veranda.

[llondel]

I guess this vaccine rollout is the US 2nd Amendment's finest hour, with all Americans being encouraged to bare arms.

[Pontius Navigator]

Tango15, thank you for that, that explains this:

In the late 70s, after the Cod War, we were in the USN O Club. Icelandics with privileges used frequent the bar. One evening, after an evil drinking competition, one of the Icelandics produced a flask. This had a distinct similarity to Avtur when you smelt it and had the well known affinity of alcohol to water. One sip completely dried your mouth and anethesised your vocal cords.

[G-CPTN]

Tango15, thank you for that, that explains this:

One sip completely dried your mouth and anethesised your vocal cords.

As would Avtur.

[ricardian]

Proving yet again that there are people with far more money than sense

[ricardian]

So soon

[G-CPTN]

Proving yet again that there are people with far more money than sense

Wasn't Ms York a FlLt?

[ian16th]

Proving yet again that there are people with far more money than sense

No sleeves, so I can't have one with a Sparks badge and Cpl/Tech's stripes!