Friday Jokes

[OFSO]

"Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog, 'cos mother says if you croak we'll all go to Disneyland for a week... "

[Pontius Navigator]

Following Pearson 's decision to remove Master and Slave from school text books, Haynes are going to alter Master and Slave and replace it with Primary and Secondary.

The Post Office has also said that they will no longer accept mail addressed to Master or Mistress for their subversive undertones.

In the workplace the term Boss should be discouraged as it is also synonymous with a master/slave subservience.

[ricardian]

Recognition?

[Rwy in Sight]

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[PHXPhlyer]

PP

[Woody]

[ricardian]

Post card

[ricardian]

Always make the best out of a bad situation

[ricardian]

When one has had enough...

[Rwy in Sight]

And the following up line a very loved one: "make it look like an accident"

[ian16th]

When one has had enough...

[ricardian]

The AOC calls his ADC and says: "There’s a mole in my garden and it’s making one hell of a mess. Go and catch the damn thing!”
The ADC is taken aback but soon catches the mole and then asks the AOC what he should do with it.
The AOC thought for a bit then said "Punish it with the worst thing you can think of."
Off goes the ADC and comes back a short while later, empty-handed.
"Well, what did you do to the mole?" asked the AOC.
The ADC gave a wicked laugh "I did THE most horrible thing ever!"
The AOC said "Oh my god! Whatever did you do to it?!"
With an evil grin the ADC replied "I buried it alive!"

[ricardian]

Damn coronavirus!

[ricardian]

How very true!

[ricardian]

Excellent answer to a question

[ricardian]

Royalty again

[Hydromet]

How very true!

Indeed. I find that no matter how many times I cut it, it's still too short.

[ricardian]

Spicing things up?

[FD2]

[Pontius Navigator]

Well it's a good 'un and bears retelling.