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Re: Friday Jokes

#7621 Post by Opsboi » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:56 am

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Ricardian - I know I'm getting old, but can you help with with the 'bread' one please?
He's hoping to get closer to the cop with the rack; arrest is an option, hence 'buy' and 'steal'

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7622 Post by Boac » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:59 am

Told you! Thanks - Obvious now.

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#7623 Post by fareastdriver » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:37 pm

That Bader joke was attributed to endless Polish pilots who were in the RAF in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

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#7624 Post by Woody » Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:02 pm

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#7625 Post by OFSO » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:17 pm

Woody, the old jokes ARE the best!

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#7626 Post by ricardian » Sun Sep 12, 2021 3:05 pm

Anxious patient to Doctor: How often do patients die during this type of surgery?
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#7627 Post by ian16th » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:12 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7628 Post by fareastdriver » Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:03 pm

Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11.

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#7629 Post by EA01 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:34 am

Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11
Yes...I suspect that would indeed command your immediate undivided attention!

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#7630 Post by Woody » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:06 pm

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#7631 Post by ricardian » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:42 am

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#7632 Post by FD2 » Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:44 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7633 Post by EA01 » Sat Sep 18, 2021 10:11 am

High school Role Call in the US....


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#7634 Post by FD2 » Sat Sep 18, 2021 10:43 am

Allison Pearson, journalist, recently wrote an article about long marriages. Her inbox was over whelmed by responses. Both widows and widowers wrote wistfully that they hadn’t realised how irreplaceable their other half was until they’d gone. This is her favourite funny story written by a woman:

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 25 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We met a few days later, to exchange notes. Here’s how it went ...

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He said: “You’re the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made passionate love all night.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

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#7635 Post by Rwy in Sight » Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:43 am

The Greek/ Mediterranean version is that husband starts crying and asks if his mother is alive and well

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#7636 Post by PHXPhlyer » Sat Sep 18, 2021 3:28 pm

EA01 wrote:
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High school Role Call in the US....

Not available here. :-o :(( X(

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#7637 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:36 pm

That's a shame Rotflo

Maybe not funny in US 😉

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#7638 Post by Woody » Sun Sep 19, 2021 12:58 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7639 Post by ricardian » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:53 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#7640 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:03 pm

ricardian wrote:
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Improvisation is not always a good idea
? :-? :-??

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