Friday Jokes
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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One of my favourite quotations:
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- Wodrick
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This is bad gen Grapefruit interacts with a few prescription drugs and is to be avoided.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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I never fly QANTAS now,..havent since 2011 when this guy decided to ground a global fleet on a whim,...disgracefull
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Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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WARNING: "Fire Safety"
Smoking is known to the Ukrainian Russian Province of Crimea to cause cancer, emphysema, bomb dumps to explode, and a billion dollars worth of fighter jets to burn to ashes.
The Ukes had nothing to do with it, honest!
Smoking is known to the Ukrainian Russian Province of Crimea to cause cancer, emphysema, bomb dumps to explode, and a billion dollars worth of fighter jets to burn to ashes.
The Ukes had nothing to do with it, honest!
- Woody
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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My friend went to university but after he got a degree in egyptology he could not get a job. He is now paying more money to the university so that he can get a PhD and thus get a job teaching people egyptology.
This really is a pyramid scheme.
This really is a pyramid scheme.
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Some might say that it sphinx.
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"How much to hire a church singing group?"
"Do you mean a choir?"
"Very well, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
"Do you mean a choir?"
"Very well, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
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- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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General Marchenko..
..doesn't like tailgaters
..doesn't like tailgaters
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Woody
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When all else fails, read the instructions.