Friday Jokes

[Sisemen]

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[ricardian]

Why it is always a good idea to take an interest in your child's homework

[Slasher]

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[ricardian]

An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.
Her husband, puzzled, asks, "What was that for?"
She replied, "That was for 50 years of bad sex."
He goes back to his newspaper, but a few minutes later, he looks at his wife and whacks her across the head.
The wife, also puzzled asks him, "What was that for?"
Not looking up from his newspaper, the husband answers, "That's for knowing the difference!"

[ricardian]

[Slasher]

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[ricardian]

Bad news for dyslexics on 28 October - your cock goes black

[Stoneboat]

But is it kosher?

[llondel]

They appear to be sure, looking at their website they acknowledge that it's a cheeky name. Either that, or it's a bigger, more impressive spoof than I thought.

[Capetonian]

There have been many funny website names :

penisland.com
powergenitalia.com
babymolestation.com
whorepresents.com
thebit.ch

[ribrash]

[ricardian]

It might just work

[Capetonian]

A local supermarket advertised 'bring us your old bags and we will.recycle them and give you a new one.'

My mother in law did not see the funny side of it.
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[ricardian]

A man got on the bus with both of his trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

[Slasher]

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[ribrash]

A touch of class for a Tuesday morning.

[ricardian]

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