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#9361 Post by Boac » Sun Dec 25, 2022 10:23 pm

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#9362 Post by FD2 » Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:35 pm

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#9363 Post by TheGreenAnger » Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:32 am

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#9364 Post by llondel » Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:03 pm

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#9365 Post by llondel » Mon Dec 26, 2022 6:16 pm

Don't forget to put on the Brussels sprouts ready for next Christmas.
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#9366 Post by Woody » Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:26 pm

When all else fails, read the instructions.
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#9367 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:29 pm

Great, Woody!
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#9368 Post by Hydromet » Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:18 am

I'm going to have a word to our local fishmonger. Had a dozen oysters for lunch on Christmas day, and only 9 of them worked.
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#9369 Post by tango15 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:14 am

That Beemer with the moo cow on the bonnet is registered in Barnaul, a city in southern Siberia, which by Russian standards has a very strange name. It sounds rather like barn owl when pronounced, and no-one has ever been able to explain to me the origin of the name. I suspect that much use of Photoshop has been used in the production of that photo :)
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#9370 Post by OFSO » Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:50 pm

Footage has been released showing Prince Andrew giving royal fans “bizarre” advice on how to keep warm in the cold weather.

(My first though was that it involved two fifteen-year-old girls.)
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Re: Friday Jokes

#9371 Post by Boac » Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:37 pm

New OS for your phone developed by Putin

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#9372 Post by llondel » Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:33 pm

For sale: Prosthetic leg.

Would make an excellent Christmas stocking filler.
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#9373 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Dec 28, 2022 7:03 pm

The kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas.
Normally, I do a turkey, but if it makes them happy....

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#9374 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Dec 28, 2022 7:12 pm

llondel wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:33 pm
 For sale: Prosthetic leg.

Would make an excellent Christmas stocking filler.
Makes me think of this.
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#9375 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Dec 28, 2022 8:03 pm

PHXP, I would prefer the real thing.
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#9376 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Dec 28, 2022 9:00 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 28, 2022 8:03 pm
 PHXP, I would prefer the real thing.
Taxidermyed? :-? :))

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#9377 Post by Boac » Wed Dec 28, 2022 9:57 pm

I bought a Russian advent calendar this Christmas. Every time I opened a window someone fell out.
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#9378 Post by Boac » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:13 pm

An excellent put-down!

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#9379 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:35 pm

Sometimes reality is funnier than comedy.
The UK Teachers' strikes are being put at risk....by the Mail strikes meaning ballots will not reach the teachers in time.
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#9380 Post by ricardian » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:10 pm

Boac wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:37 pm
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