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When the first knife was invented people thought it was the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread.......
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Took a couple of seconds.
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God: You're a crow.
Crow: Nice!
God: A group of birds is called a flock.
Crow: A flock?
God: You know, birds of a feather flock together?
Crow: Nope, not ringing any bells.
God: It means you stick together.
Crow: Ah! Velcrows!
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From the BBC:
Google has today removed its head of diversity over a 2007 blog post that said Jewish people had "an insatiable appetite for war and killing".
Google has today removed its head of diversity over a 2007 blog post that said Jewish people had "an insatiable appetite for war and killing".
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Two women talking as they do.
1st woman: Since he had his operation my husband has lost all interest in having sex with me.
2nd woman: Prostate?
1st woman: No, cataracts.
1st woman: Since he had his operation my husband has lost all interest in having sex with me.
2nd woman: Prostate?
1st woman: No, cataracts.
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No doubt the crow told his mates and there was an attempted murder.
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I've worked out that the success of the US vaccination programme is largely due to the Second Amendment.