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#7161 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:11 pm

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#7162 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:14 pm

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#7163 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:15 pm

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#7164 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:18 pm

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#7165 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:26 pm

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#7166 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:38 pm

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#7167 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:44 pm

When the first knife was invented people thought it was the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread....... :))

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#7168 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:48 pm

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#7169 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:55 pm

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#7170 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:26 pm

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#7171 Post by G-CPTN » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:31 pm

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#7172 Post by EA01 » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:01 pm

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#7173 Post by ricardian » Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:23 pm

EA01 wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:26 pm
Heard of what?
God: You're a crow.
Crow: Nice!
God: A group of birds is called a flock.
Crow: A flock?
God: You know, birds of a feather flock together?
Crow: Nope, not ringing any bells.
God: It means you stick together.
Crow: Ah! Velcrows!
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#7174 Post by Boac » Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:11 pm

From the BBC:

Google has today removed its head of diversity over a 2007 blog post that said Jewish people had "an insatiable appetite for war and killing".

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#7175 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:37 pm

Two women talking as they do.
1st woman: Since he had his operation my husband has lost all interest in having sex with me.
2nd woman: Prostate?
1st woman: No, cataracts.

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#7176 Post by llondel » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:36 am

ricardian wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:23 pm
EA01 wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:26 pm
Heard of what?
God: You're a crow.
Crow: Nice!
God: A group of birds is called a flock.
Crow: A flock?
God: You know, birds of a feather flock together?
Crow: Nope, not ringing any bells.
God: It means you stick together.
Crow: Ah! Velcrows!
No doubt the crow told his mates and there was an attempted murder.

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#7177 Post by ricardian » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:39 pm

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#7178 Post by tango15 » Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:43 pm

ricardian wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:39 pm
Oh dear!
I hope he's not using the wedding dress to wipe some bird muck off his car. His missus looks most unhappy!

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#7179 Post by OFSO » Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:58 pm

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#7180 Post by Boac » Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:03 pm

I've worked out that the success of the US vaccination programme is largely due to the Second Amendment.

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