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Friday Jokes
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- Chief Pilot
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
- Undried Plum
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Well that's 2 of the last 3 went right by me.
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?? Which 2? You really should give up sheep - it's making your brain woolly.
- Woody
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Re the Dalai Lama joke, the follow on is when he hands over a twenty to pay for it, which the cashier just puts in the till. When he queries this, the cashier tells him that change comes from within.
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the cashier tells him that change comes from within.
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Dunno how you found that UP, those @rse clowns are form out fair shores and are complete and utter oxygen thieves!
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Ilondel, I get that but not from the video clip.
And Jerry?
And Jerry?
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Think Tom?
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Just seen a link to an on-line Indian newspaper run, I guess, by UP - called 'The Quint'
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I miss the old days when billionaires' vanity projects were to build things like public libraries and museums
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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This ditty appeared in an RAF-related forum to which I subscribe. The words may be familiar to some readers:
I like the girls who say they will and I like the girls who won't.
I hate the girls who say they will and then they say they won't,
But of all the girls I like the best, I may be wrong or right,
Are those who say they never will, but look as though they might!
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I believe that one came from the old comedian, Max Miller, probably some time in the 1950s. I heard it on a record of his, Max at the Met. Very risque for Australia at the time.I like the girls who say they will and I like the girls who won't.
I hate the girls who say they will and then they say they won't,
But of all the girls I like the best, I may be wrong or right,
Are those who say they never will, but look as though they might!
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If we really wanted to send billionaires where they've never been before then perhaps we could send them to the tax office?
- ExSp33db1rd
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Wasn't it Max Miller who was banned from the BBC for saying that he was walking along a tightrope when he met a girl coming the other way, and he didn't know whether to block her passage or toss himself off ? or was it his ditty " When apples are red they're ready for plucking, and when girls reach 16 they're ready for ............ " ?.........the old comedian, Max Miller.......