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#7401 Post by llondel » Tue Jul 27, 2021 1:18 pm

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#7402 Post by ricardian » Wed Jul 28, 2021 3:59 pm

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#7403 Post by ricardian » Wed Jul 28, 2021 4:02 pm

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#7405 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:01 pm

Well that's 2 of the last 3 went right by me.

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#7406 Post by Boac » Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:07 pm

?? Which 2? You really should give up sheep - it's making your brain woolly. =))

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#7407 Post by Woody » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:31 pm

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#7408 Post by llondel » Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:46 pm

Re the Dalai Lama joke, the follow on is when he hands over a twenty to pay for it, which the cashier just puts in the till. When he queries this, the cashier tells him that change comes from within.

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#7409 Post by EA01 » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:17 am

the cashier tells him that change comes from within.
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#7410 Post by EA01 » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:20 am

Dunno how you found that UP, those @rse clowns are form out fair shores and are complete and utter oxygen thieves!

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#7411 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:22 am

Ilondel, I get that but not from the video clip.

And Jerry?

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#7412 Post by Boac » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:03 am

Think Tom?

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#7413 Post by Boac » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:11 am

Just seen a link to an on-line Indian newspaper run, I guess, by UP - called 'The Quint'

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#7414 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:19 am

Boac wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:03 am
Think Tom?
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#7415 Post by ricardian » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:26 pm

I miss the old days when billionaires' vanity projects were to build things like public libraries and museums
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#7416 Post by ricardian » Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:40 pm

This ditty appeared in an RAF-related forum to which I subscribe. The words may be familiar to some readers:
I like the girls who say they will and I like the girls who won't.
I hate the girls who say they will and then they say they won't,
But of all the girls I like the best, I may be wrong or right,
Are those who say they never will, but look as though they might!
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#7417 Post by tango15 » Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:49 pm

ricardian wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:26 pm
I miss the old days when billionaires' vanity projects were to build things like public libraries and museums
+1 At least a lasting legacy for the public good.

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#7418 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:50 pm

I like the girls who say they will and I like the girls who won't.
I hate the girls who say they will and then they say they won't,
But of all the girls I like the best, I may be wrong or right,
Are those who say they never will, but look as though they might!
I believe that one came from the old comedian, Max Miller, probably some time in the 1950s. I heard it on a record of his, Max at the Met. Very risque for Australia at the time.

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#7419 Post by llondel » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:27 am

If we really wanted to send billionaires where they've never been before then perhaps we could send them to the tax office?

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#7420 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:35 am

.........the old comedian, Max Miller.......
Wasn't it Max Miller who was banned from the BBC for saying that he was walking along a tightrope when he met a girl coming the other way, and he didn't know whether to block her passage or toss himself off ? or was it his ditty " When apples are red they're ready for plucking, and when girls reach 16 they're ready for ............ " ?

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