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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:18 pm
by FD2
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:18 pm
by FD2
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:58 am
by ricardian
To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it is best to use subtle tea.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:55 pm
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:06 pm
by OFSO
It wouldn't be Easter without a Hot Cross Nun.....
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:44 pm
by ricardian
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:32 am
by bob2s
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:58 am
by ricardian
A hint for some readers in North America:
Hide speakers in your evangelical neighbour's garden so that you can play a recording of trumpets sounding when the eclipse starts
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:02 am
by OFSO
I once was sitting in a café in Évian les Bains when the waiter, upon seeing the town idiot on the other side of the road, turned on the PA and addressing the man by name, told him "this is your God speaking: fall to your knees and pray". Rather cruel in retrospect.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:37 am
by ricardian
Science question #96:
If kinetic energy is converted to heat energy, how many slaps would it take to cook a 3lb chicken?
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:42 pm
by CharlieOneSix
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:48 pm
by ricardian
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 9:19 pm
by ricardian
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:03 pm
by bob2s
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:17 am
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:23 am
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:27 am
by ricardian
British chap: I never knew that chickens could float or even swim!
Ffrench ffriend: Oui, c'est les swimming poules.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:59 am
by ricardian
My friend says "Cheer up! It could be worse, you could be stuck in a deep hole full of water."
I know that he means well.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:47 pm
by ricardian
The ultimate Dad Joke:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath
Sets the perfect trap
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:24 pm
by G-CPTN
Sorry, but I fail to understand the 'Hike' 'joke'.