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I had an invite to a BBQ tonight.

From some guy called Quasimodo.

What time; eight bells?

ian16th wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:27 pm

I had an invite to a BBQ tonight.

From some guy called Quasimodo.

He wanted to iron his shirt but he could find his Wok.

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

I think he's taking the sips

Bit like the dyslexic devil worshipper who used to sacrifice chickens to Santa.

Or the dyslexic who walks into a bra.

Proof that the Pope is an ex-RAF liney!

I wonder what Captain Hooks name was before he lost his hand ?

Could it have been Bill?

Bates. He was a Master before he was a Captain.

Before that, he was just a seaman, who were always called by where they came from, rather than their proper name. He was from Middlesex. Staines I think.

A man was admiring a pirate's hook and wooden leg
"How much did they cost?"
"An arm and a leg."

What do Canadian pirates say when they wear their wooden legs in winter?
"Shiver me timbers."

Women say childbirth is the worst pain ever, but it's nothing to a kick in the nuts.
I mean, you often hear women say after a couple of years "I'd like another baby",
but you never a man say "I'd like another kick in the nuts".