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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:32 pm
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:57 pm
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:43 pm
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:22 am
by Slasher
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:23 am
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:27 am
by Slasher
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:20 am
by Slasher
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:53 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Slasher wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:27 am
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Capt, I used to do exactly no. 1 on that check list. Didn't need to go any further and if injured no come back. They sat down after falling down. Same driving with tailgaters. Quick dab on the brakes sorts them out.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:14 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Ex-A, tailgaters, better,switch on rear fogs and accelerate. 👹

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:52 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Pontius Navigator wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:14 pm
Ex-A, tailgaters, better,switch on rear fogs and accelerate. 👹
Don't think we have rear fogs on the Land Cruiser but there again I have no idea what half the switches are for. Had a tailgater in Maun once and I stopped at a pedestrian crossing. Screech of tyres from behind then he swerved and went straight into a lamppost. We drove on.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:17 pm
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:01 pm
by Capetonian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:09 pm
by Slasher
From a pommy mate:

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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:59 pm
by Woody
Definition of confusion- Fathers Day in Birmingham =))

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:23 am
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:17 am
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:51 pm
by ricardian
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:27 pm
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:05 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:10 pm
by ricardian
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