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4mastacker wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:37 pm

The biggest grin belongs to the one who's not going to reverse the airyplane out of its garage.

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The Mother is going to let the Daughter do this one.

ribrash wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:03 pm

4mastacker wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:37 pm

The biggest grin belongs to the one who's not going to reverse the airyplane out of its garage.

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The Mother is going to let the Daughter do this one.

Yup!! Wise move.

Reversed a VC10 at Nairobi once. Idiot local pilot delivering our principal pax parked inside our wingspan. Ladies and uniform hats all over the apron and goodness knows where the red carpet went. Probably now in a NR hut.

4mastacker wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:37 pm

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Did anyone tell this copilot's parents that she wagged school today and decided to fly a Boeing instead of hanging out with her mates at the mall?

I think I'm getting too old.

I think he's terrified he might be on her menu!

I think I'm getting too old

Hmm...just remembered a guy I used to work with statement...."If theres grass on the wicket...it's time to play cricket"...and I've no idea how appropriate that is..

Slasher finds his perfect woman?

I think he's terrified he might be on her menu!

- I suspect he is rather hoping he is, as it is probably his best option............

Woody wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:13 pm

1. Black and white are indeed colours but are used as light and dark indicators for colour TVs which ride along the back of the 3 primary transmission colours of red blue and green. B&W TVs do not pick up the colour signals. Hence it is popularly known as B&W television as against colour (defined) TV.

2. Normally could be caused by impurities in the bath water clinging to the skin, or if one uses the towel to dry one's bumhole. There's always tiny bits of crap there especially if one farts while bathing.

3. Yes, as long as the nurse has taken the medical oath and is being substantially remunerated, and especially if generously paid by patients for additional nursing services such as blowjobs.

30/30 = 100%. Pass!

Ok...so when do I receive my Zambian degrees in Science and Medicine?

Black and White TVs do pick up the colour signals, the chrominance subcarriers are interleaved with the luminance ones, but at frequencies where they cause minimal degradation to what a black and white TV displays. They just can't demodulate them.

Don't you just love long, technical words? This is where German excels, the above is probably no more than five words in German, although probably the same total letter count.

By 'pick up' I meant in the 'grab and utilise' sense.

I still claim my 100% pass!

Slasher wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:01 am

By 'pick up' I meant in the 'grab and utilise' sense.

I still claim my 100% pass!

As soon as I can find a fake certificate on the internet I’ll pm it to you

How about this one

That'll do just fine!

I worked with people who had similar Master ***** Artist degrees.

They used to sit in meetings and spout their drivel parrot fashion. When asked to explain in simple terms how it related to the project or clients we were discussing, they never could. They could spout the drivel but never knew what it meant, rather like Guardian readers who believe that the more frequently and stridently they quote from the Guardian, the more likely others are to believe it.