Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought. "What the heck." So she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a bloody Chihuahua?"
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 11:32 am
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 2:38 pm
by barkingmad
After all that training, effort and the final anus-puckering moment, the suicide bombers will get to Paradise and join in the Great Bake-Off competition!
What an eternal disappointment for them all?
I never did find out the raisin why it wasn’t a reward of 72 sultanas, except for the fact that a sultana was ‘pre-owned’ as opposed to a raisin being “factory-fresh”!