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Did you know that "dog food lid" spelt backwards is "dildo of god"?

In a rather bizarre accident last week, my cousin was run over by her own car as she disembarked. She found it highly amusing when I asked if she had at least got the name of the driver...

(Not seriously hurt.)

Will she sue?

A vicar of several rural parishes was driving back to his vicarage one night after calling at parishioners' houses. It was very dark and he was feeling tired.

As he rounded a bend on the winding country lane he suddenly saw a cyclist right in front of him. He slammed on the brakes and hauled the steering wheel over to the right. The cyclist was understandably shocked by this sudden threat, as the car missed him by inches. He swerved to the left, hit an embankment and fell off.

The vicar jumped out of the car to check that the cyclist was alright. The cyclist picked himself up, dusted himself down and declared himself to be unhurt. However, it was too dark to properly tell the state of the bike.

The vicar promised to pay for the cost of any damage and gave the cyclist one of his visiting cards, which had his name and phone number on it. When the cyclist got home he looked at the card and was somewhat perturbed when he read:

‘Sorry to have missed you. I will try again tomorrow.’

Boac wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 08, 2020 11:29 am

Will she sue?

What if Sue sued Sue?

Dunno. I give in.... Too clever for me.

Sad news from Disney Studios.
CNN reported that the new JET BLACK movie portraying the African American version of SNOW WHITE has been canceled due to the all seven dwarfs DEALER,
STEALER,MUGGER,FORGER,DRIVE BY,HOMEBOY and SHANK having refused to sing" HI HO,HI HO" as it offend's black prostitutes and there is certainly no way they they are going to sing " it's off to work we go "

No Other Place To Put This

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/09/politics ... index.html

New York Times: White House reached out to South Dakota governor about adding Trump to Mount Rushmore

By Jamie Ehrlich, CNN

Updated 4:07 PM ET, Sun August 9, 2020
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Washington (CNN)White House aides reached out to South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem last year about the process of adding additional presidents to Mount Rushmore, the New York Times reported.

According to a person familiar who spoke with the Times, Noem then greeted Trump when he arrived in the state for his July Fourth celebrations at the monument with a four-foot replica of Mount Rushmore that included his face.
Noem has noted before Trump's "dream" to have his face on Mount Rushmore, the Coolidge-era sculpture that features the 60-foot-tall faces of Presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt.
According to a 2018 interview with Noem, the two struck up a conversation about the sculpture in the Oval Office during their first meeting, where she initially thought he was joking. "I started laughing," she said. "He wasn't laughing, so he was totally serious."
"He said, 'Kristi, come on over here. Shake my hand, and so I shook his hand, and I said, 'Mr. President, you should come to South Dakota sometime. We have Mount Rushmore.' And he goes, 'Do you know it's my dream to have my face on Mount Rushmore?'"
Trump also toyed with the idea of adding himself to Mount Rushmore in 2017 at a campaign rally in Youngstown, Ohio.
During his July Fourth speech to supporters in South Dakota, Trump fiercely defended Mount Rushmore -- which activists and native tribal leaders have long criticized for its history and purpose -- saying it will "stand forever as an eternal tribute to our forefathers, and to our freedom."
"As we meet here tonight there is a growing danger that threatens every blessing our ancestors fought so hard for," Trump warned.
A White House official noted to the New York Times that Mount Rushmore is a federal, not a state monument.

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Doesn't a candidate for Mont Rushmore have to be deceased?

No allegations of 'fake news' yet then?

It's not 1st April so I'm puzzled.

The quiff would make it susceptible to damage in high winds - even a hazard to low flying aircraft.

Anyway it's one of the funniest jokes for a long time.

Thanks pp.

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Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:29 pm

Doesn't a candidate for Mont Rushmore have to be deceased?

You volunteering?

Jim: I think he was volunteering / nominating Trump.
Personally, I think he should consider the"honor".

PP

WH reached out about adding Trump to Mount Rushmore
Taking the headline as written, I agree. Trump, not his image, should be added to Rushmore. Maybe up Lincoln's nose?

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