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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 7:55 am
by FD2
1 not your choice of coffee?!
2 try pre menstrual stress
3 agree not so much a joke as true

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:12 am
by Pontius Navigator
Ah STRESS, I was thinking tension.

Coffee wise, our choice offering at Nav school was standard or decafe, mikk full fat, semi skimmed, black or whitener, sugar white, brown, none or sweetener. Once the cafés went all foreign I simply got lost.

Was at a cafe on holiday, beautiful coffee menu black board. Each variety was drawn as a cup with the different proportions of coffee, milk, froth all shown - perfect.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:37 am
by G-CPTN
PMS - Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a condition that affects a woman's emotions, physical health, and behavior during certain days of the menstrual cycle, generally just before her menses. PMS is a very common condition. Its symptoms affect more than 90 percent of menstruating women.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:44 am
by Boac
Well, I'll be! Like PN I thought it was something that happened on Wednesdays in the House of Commons.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:50 am
by FD2
Thanks G-CPTN - but just don't mention it... #:-S

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2021 1:21 am
by ExSp33db1rd
Coffee ? I was introduced to coffee by waitresses bearing a carafe taken from a permanently Online ( different meaning then ) dispenser near the front entrance of any USA coffee shop in the late '50's and '60's. Graduated to Instant Coffee carried in a small jar in my briefcase, suitable for adding to hot water heated by the "dipstick" carried by crew to boil water in any available bathroom glass. Not able to carry milk, and why bother with sugar? Not altered my taste, can't be bothered with your Lattes, Flat Whites etc. and eventually educate so called "Baristers" to produce an " Americano ". i.e. single shot with extra water. Perfect. You can keep the rest of the crap.

Graduated to pouring a second lot of water through the drip filter first used by Mrs. ExS. Being of USA origin she uses three times as much freshly ground coffee beans as I consider necessary, so a second go is perfect for me. At least I have abandoned the Instant !

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:58 am
by Opsboi
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2021 3:39 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Kill bodger instead?

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:01 am
by Pinky the pilot
Opsboi: Please tell me that piccy is digitally altered! Could anyone really be that stupid???? :-?

Err....hang on....

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:32 am
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:07 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:33 pm
by Opsboi
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:46 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Woody wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
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Parents today would probably be arrested for child endangerment if they were caught letting their little darlings loose on something like this or the other devices on the playgrounds of the schools in our day, see-saws, giant bar, etc. :-o :ymdevil:
Helmets, safety harnesses, thick foam padding, etc. would be required if even allowed today. :))

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:00 pm
by Magnus
ricardian wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:07 pm
Me too!
Ahem. Confession. I tend to observe curvilicious young ladies when I'm on holiday and wearing sunglasses. I then get home and continue to ogle when I'm NOT wearing sunglasses. Dirty old git.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm
by ian16th
PHXPhlyer wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:46 pm
Woody wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
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Parents today would probably be arrested for child endangerment if they were caught letting their little darlings loose on something like this or the other devices on the playgrounds of the schools in our day, see-saws, giant bar, etc. :-o :ymdevil:
Helmets, safety harnesses, thick foam padding, etc. would be required if even allowed today. :))

PP
Playgrounds?

We 'ad bomb sites!

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:36 pm
by Opsboi
ian16th wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm


Playgrounds?

We 'ad bomb sights!
You played in a Lancaster?

Wow

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:41 pm
by ian16th
Opsboi wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:36 pm
ian16th wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:28 pm


Playgrounds?

We 'ad bomb sights!
You played in a Lancaster?

Wow
No but I worked on Lincoln's!
And I've corrected.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:10 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2021 12:49 am
by Hydromet
Woody wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 6:31 pm
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Our school motto was "No blood, no sympathy."