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Boac wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:42 am

Ricardian - I know I'm getting old, but can you help with with the 'bread' one please?

He's hoping to get closer to the cop with the rack; arrest is an option, hence 'buy' and 'steal'

Told you! Thanks - Obvious now.

That Bader joke was attributed to endless Polish pilots who were in the RAF in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

Woody, the old jokes ARE the best!

Anxious patient to Doctor: How often do patients die during this type of surgery?
Doctor to anxious patient: Just once.

Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11.

Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11

Yes...I suspect that would indeed command your immediate undivided attention!

High school Role Call in the US....

Allison Pearson, journalist, recently wrote an article about long marriages. Her inbox was over whelmed by responses. Both widows and widowers wrote wistfully that they hadn’t realised how irreplaceable their other half was until they’d gone. This is her favourite funny story written by a woman:

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 25 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We met a few days later, to exchange notes. Here’s how it went ...

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He said: “You’re the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made passionate love all night.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

The Greek/ Mediterranean version is that husband starts crying and asks if his mother is alive and well

EA01 wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 18, 2021 10:11 am

High school Role Call in the US....

Not available here.

PP

That's a shame Rotflo

Maybe not funny in US

ricardian wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:53 pm

Improvisation is not always a good idea

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PP