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ricardian wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:31 pm

Just when you thought that merchandise couldn't get any tackier someone says "Hold my beer and watch this!
Not sure what the USA flag has to do with it. And since when has the name Jesus been trade-marked?

Are those mountable on the dashboard of your car?

PP

PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:40 pm

ricardian wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:31 pm

Just when you thought that merchandise couldn't get any tackier someone says "Hold my beer and watch this!
Not sure what the USA flag has to do with it. And since when has the name Jesus been trade-marked?

Are those mountable on the dashboard of your car?
PP

I don't think that the monks of Golgotha Monastery (www.papastronsay.com) would be amused!
However, as of this weekend I no longer have a car so there's no danger of that happening.

You could still mount one on your walker, wheelchair, or mobility scooter whenever the need arises.
Google lyrics for "Plastic Jesus".

PP

ricardian wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:31 pm

Not sure what the USA flag has to do with it. And since when has the name Jesus been trade-marked?

Jesus is the son of god and americans are god's chosen people.

Stolen from the Old Guys in t'other place...

My Mum went to school with Thora.

Old Joe is on the way out. He is dying. The doctor has packed his case and left; the priest has been around for a few prayers and the neighbours have had their last embarrassing farewells. Left alone by his wife he knows she cannot care a damn about him.

The aroma of eclairs strays into the bedroom. She may be useless at anything else but her chocolate eclairs are there to die for ( excuse the pun) so he calls out for one. No answer; she has probably gone to the bingo or suchlike.

It may be his last chance! He struggles out of bed and onto the floor. On his hands and knees he crawls out of the bedroom and down the passage to the kitchen. As he enters he can see a plate of eclairs on the kitchen table. Summing up his last reserves he crawls over and reaches out for one.

A crack across the knuckles with a wooden spoon.

"Leave those alone. They're for your funeral!"

Good one Larss

A Bristol BLM spokesperson said the lorry was thought to have supported the slave trade.

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:56 am

Good one Larss

I hate to miss a good joke but can't find it?

A teacher who cruelly ordered his student to write a complete essay without using full stops has been handed a long sentence.

That is appalling, Llondel. Sent to my contacts at 6am. I already received complaints.