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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 4:43 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:39 pm
by G-CPTN
Magic! Someone has a sense of reality.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:38 pm
by jimtherev
Thanks to Opsboi for the suggestion... in this case not guilty - I shd be so lucky; to Fox3 for the explanation which must be either true or very convincing (!) and to joke-providers (Mostly Ric again) I add my thanks also.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:41 pm
by Karearea
Kids these days
don't know how
good they have it
with lyrics sites.
We used to have to
sing songs wrong
for years until the
truth destroyed us.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 12:58 am
by PHXPhlyer
What's your favorite misheard lyric? :-?

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:11 am
by Hydromet
What's your favorite misheard lyric?
While shepherds washed their socks by night...

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:21 am
by PHXPhlyer
Not (mis)heard that one. :-bd

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:04 am
by OFSO
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:32 am
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:01 am
by Woody
Have you ever heard Lorraine :D

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:07 am
by Pontius Navigator
Hands that juditious use mild green Fairy liquid.

Send her Victorious, Ark Royal and Glorious

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 9:36 am
by Karearea
It was said that someone became very offended with NZ singer John Rowles' 1970 song lyric which they heard as
"Share your marijuana, Marie"
when he was singing a song for his sister,
"Cheryl Moana Marie"

[have posted song on "Current Soundtrack" thread, #4712]

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:05 am
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:14 am
by EA01
Ha ha ha.....I feel sorry for the Peruvians a million of which probably huddled around TVs in Lima lat night to watch this clown....but it worked & Funny!!


Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:32 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:06 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:34 pm
by G-CPTN
I get that funny feeling in my crutch.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:35 pm
by OFSO
Picture taken in Liverpool: he's nicking the bulb!

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:36 pm
by OFSO
G-CPTN: so did I.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:06 pm
by k3k3
...and me, and my legs tensed up too.