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A Canadian pint is 20 oz, should the drink, by some chance, ever get put in a glass

FD2 wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:52 pm

Here you are PN. I'm sure you'll grow to love them.

https://www.fuzzfaced.net/ac-dc-the-jack-meaning.html

So we get V.D. Clap...

Better informed but I am not sure that my life is improved or the knowledge useful.

Tom: I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records.
Bill: Sounds like you need help.
Tom: No, I've already got that one.

Bill: That one keeps going round and round
Tom: No, I've got Revolver too.

Magician: I can make anything disappear.
Tom: (holding cup) do it to my tea.
Magician: (waves hand) done!
om: (holding cup) It didn't work.

Wot did the magician say then? I feel we should be told. He must have had a sharp riposte up his sleeve. Shirley?

The Ancient Mariner

I sat on one of those once, very painful it was.

Another of my collection.

A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island.
He had lost his boat, his livelihood, and his possessions.
He was trudging around the island in a dejected mood when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on the beach.
Remembering the tale of Aladdin (and the role of magic lamps) he rubbed it. POOF! A Genie appeared - a Jewish one.
"Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta there. Three hundred years I bin in that thing, my life and soul ! What can I do for you, my boy ?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes.
"Wishes, Schmishes! Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins," the genie said.
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration, "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem," said the Genie.
POOF! The Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie-there's always a string attached.

Rishi Sunak considers sending fighter aircraft to Ukraine in return for a lorry-load of lettuce, cucumbers & tomatoes

Engineers have made a car that can run on parsley. Now they are hoping to make buses that run on thyme

A sage quote!

Salad Shortage Latest:

"It's just the tip of the iceberg"

says UK farmer

(real quote, actually, and he wasn't trying to be punny)

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:14 pm

Salad Shortage Latest:

"It's just the tip of the iceberg"

says UK farmer

(real quote, actually, and he wasn't trying to be punny)

Let us all think about that for a moment.

That beet the previous post

I don't know why men go to bars to try and find women. Go to Primark, the female to male ratio is like 25 to 1and they're already looking for crap they don't need.