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H: I say, Watson, where've you been this past month?
W: Over in the United States, investigating a murder that has the local Police stumped. Dashed if I'm not a little unsure myself
H: Well, do tell all, and I'll see if I can be of some assistance.
W: It was a wild night when the crime occurred. Storm, lightning, rain, somewhat...
H: Elementary, my dear Watson.
W: Quite. Anyway, the body was found in the grounds of a primary school, or whatever they call them over there
H: Elementary, my dear Watson.
W. Indeed. The victim was found missing his trousers, and there appeared to be something rammed up his, well,..
H: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
W. Yes, just so. What do you make of it, Holmes?
H. A classic Fruiticide, I fear.
W. How do you reckon that, Holmes?
H. A Lemon Entry, my dear Watson.

Another one from my collection from over here.

Stages of working from home:

- i work from home how cool!!!

- it would be nice to have someone to talk to

- i hope Billy the pigeon comes to visit my window today

When Gary Glitter was released from prison he was looking very smart and dapper. When asked what grooming products he used, he said "Haribo and Cadbury's chocolate buttons".

Next.

4mastacker wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 16, 2023 10:25 am

When Gary Glitter was released from prison he was looking very smart and dapper. When asked what grooming products he used, he said "Haribo and Cadbury's chocolate buttons".

Now that is really subtle.

What's the joke?

It's like the young priest, double confessional with an older priest, who has just heard a school girl's confession that she'd given her boyfriend oral sex, turns round and says "What do you give for a blow-job, Father?" and the older priest turns round and says "Oh, I usually think five pounds and a Mars Bar is quite sufficient. "

My next stock cartoon.

Joke?...or sad sign of the times??

EA01, please don't get me started. We have our own little crew here.

Huh?...just saying I don't agree with re writing history so as not to offend anyone!

EA01 wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:22 am

Huh?...just saying I don't agree with re writing history so as not to offend anyone!

I was agreeing with you.

Woody wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:28 pm

That sucks (hopefully).

llondel wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:46 am

Woody wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:28 pm

That sucks (hopefully).

He's in space.
He has more vacuum than he can use.

PP

I was agreeing with you.

Oh OK, thought you would!

Young RAF Education Officer to older SAC:
When I ask for an essary on "An airman's philosophy" I expect rather more than "The ugly ones are grateful!.