Your favourite word du jour!

[Slasher]

First time I heard the words ‘Elocution lessons’ as a kid I thought it was instructions on how to get electrocuted and being taught how to act while electrons seek to cut short one’s life.

[CharlieOneSix]

Gazunder - a chamber pot ..... because it gazunder the bed. Not heard much nowadays since the introduction of ensuite bathrooms.....

[G-CPTN]

Pofor.


What's a pofor?

To piss in ...

[ian16th]

At the other end of the scale, there are cases like I came across today; where someone invented an antonym, when a perfectly good word exists.

Instead of 'cast off' they invented 'un-moored'

[Pontius Navigator]

She tip-toed into the bedroom, fluttered her eye lashes, and un-moored her robe.

[ribrash]

Duckdo.

[bob2s]

Brain dead followed by a suitable expletive to suit the occasion.

[Slasher]

(As in “book”) booshid. Another of my wife’s pronounciations.

You sumtime givmi smiggin booshid Rod!

[TheGreenGoblin]

Paratamize: verb; to blow something into enough smithereens that the debris covers its own substantial parameter, to expand a point outwards into a parameter. A word invented by Judas Priest for their song 'Hell Patrol' on the 1990 album "Painkiller".

Because JP's lead singer Rob Halford is gay it has also picked up a rather unfortuante urban meaning which I shall refrain from mentioning here...