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Corbyn shags Diane Abbot

#1 Post by om15 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:35 pm

Grimy and squalid details are now emerging about the Leader of the Opposition:
Mr Corbyn and Ms Abbott are said to have had a sexual relationship and even went on a motorbike tour of East Germany following the break-up of his first marriage.
A source close to the Labour leader confirmed the tryst after he failed to step in and reprimand Ms Abbott following a row with a fellow female Labour MP.
Ms Abbott is reported to have verbally attacked new MP Jess Phillips after she criticised Mr Corbyn’s lack of top female shadow ministers, warning her: “You’re not the only feminist in the parliamentary Labour Party”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politic ... -town.html

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#2 Post by 500N » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:39 pm

If you look at his 3 wives plus Abbott, it is like the UN of women, both in hair and skin colour.
They weren't even all committed lefties !

He could put together his own Benetton advert !

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#3 Post by om15 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:44 pm

I suppose if you get to your late 60's without ever having done a day's work you may have time for this sort of thing. If he ever had a job he would have been content with a couple of pints and a game of crib like the rest of us.
Doesn't his latest missus use some form of child labour to run her business>?

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#4 Post by OFSO » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:45 pm

Even the moderate and careful (?) Sunday Times has this story today, so it MUST be true. I loved the bit about "my finest half-hour was spent with a naked man in a Cotswold field". She wouldn't tell her confident who the man was, but "they had been on a motorcycling holiday to East Germany." So not Tony Blair, then.

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#5 Post by BackToAllNightLights » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:00 pm

"motorcycling holiday to East Germany"

When was that? During the wall? What fun !
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#6 Post by Blacksheep » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:19 pm

I'd much rather he shagged Dianne Abbott than the country.

East Germany? I've been there; well just Brandenberg.
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#7 Post by OFSO » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:04 pm

The location of The Wall in Berlin was NOT always on the border. In some places it was as much as 10 metres on the East side of the white line marking the border, as I found to my cost when I stepped over the said line from the West side. Wonder if my photograph is still in the Stasi's files somewhere ? An ugly incident.

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#8 Post by Blacksheep » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:09 pm

When I went into the State of Brandenburg the wall was long gone. We were off to MTU to talk about engine maintenance, but on the other side of the Brandenberg gate the architecture changed and gave a tangibly depressing air to East Berlin. Once you got out into open country it was quite pleasant. Lots of places for a bit of abandoned frollicking should that take one's fancy.

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#9 Post by Chuks » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:33 pm

When East Germany was a going concern, tourists from the West were not allowed to wander about on their own, usually. There were approved routes and you were expected to stick to them. Either those two were on some kind of "Treat them nice because they are Comrades" list, or else this is just BS.

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#10 Post by Sisemen » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:36 pm

I hadn't realised that Corbyn was an ornithologist. But why he would want to go to East Germany to commune with blackbirds beats me when there were so many back in the UK.

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#11 Post by angels » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:25 pm

OFSO - As I understood it, all of the wall was at least five metres behind the notional border. This meant they could repair the wall if necessary from the western side. They could also shoot people in those five metres as well should they so have wished.

I believe most military barracks in the UK have a similar set up as well, Woolwich Barracks certainly does, probably of about six feet. I was just about to say I'll take a piccie of it if you wish, but then suddenly realised that may not be such a good idea, the guards are all tooled up nowadays. :-o
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#12 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:47 pm

Shagged Diane Abbott?
Well, I guess someone had to...

How much do we owe him?

I imagine he claimed the condoms as a 'charitable donation'

One party leader sticks his d!ck into dead pigs, and the other into live ones...not much of a choice, is it?

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#13 Post by Airborne Aircrew » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:55 pm

I was avoiding this thread as you do when you really don't think you "belong"... But the title got me inquisitive enough that, in a quiet moment, I hesitated to take a glance...

**** me... First off, an Eye Bleach warning would have been in order... It's offensive to present such Hippacrocapigs without some form of warning... Luckily I wasn't at work...

Secondly, this dick is a lot like Bill Clinton... A collector of some of the least attractive women presented...

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#14 Post by A Lutra Continua » Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:05 am

The thread title conjures up a truly spine chilling image. Definite whiff of The Boys From Brazil about any possible offspring...

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#15 Post by Cacophonix » Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:55 am

One party leader sticks his d!ck into dead pigs, and the other into live ones...not much of a choice, is it?


The English can be very odd and English politicians most of all!

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#16 Post by unifoxos » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:37 am

Well I think it's a good thing - can you imagine what they would have been like if they weren't getting any.
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#17 Post by frostbite » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:35 pm

Just the thought of it makes me feel nauseous.
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#18 Post by 4mastacker » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:45 pm

Could be interesting the next time she's a panellist on Question Time.
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#19 Post by wings folded » Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:17 pm

Cameron can shag (some time ago) a dead pig; Corbyn can shag whoever he pleases, even if his choice appears a little strange.

I don't care.

Except that they both appear to want to lead us.

I do not feel inclined to follow their example. Nor to be lead by them. Nor to have any respect for either of them.

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#20 Post by om15 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:19 pm

You must admit that Cameron has displayed better taste in this particular case.

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