What's the day today?

[Slasher]

And then I'm going to take a couple of my old G.I. Joe's and waterboard Ken.

Now ya talkin' mate!

Also get yourself a Barbie...then have a couple of your G.I. Joes forcefully gangbang her afterwards.

[rgbrock1]

And then I'm going to take a couple of my old G.I. Joe's and waterboard Ken.

Now ya talkin' mate!

Also get yourself a Barbie...then have a couple of your G.I. Joes forcefully gangbang her afterwards.

Been there, done that. As a wayward youth (blame the priests and nuns) I used to regularly gangbang my sisters' Barbies with my G.I. Joes. My sisters, of course, would then go running to our parents with the latest news of debauchery and I would find myself "grounded*" for a bit of time afterwards. The price of freedom!

* the grounding I received for sticking one of my sisters in the front-loading dryer and watching her spin 'round and 'round was a bit excessive I think.
I tried arguing my point, all to no avail. I was just so... so... MISUNDERSTOOD.

[500N]

RGB

LOL, that is funny

[Slasher]

I was just so... so... MISUNDERSTOOD.

Yeh... and me taking potshots at the ex's garden
gnomes with my AK.

Why? What was so wrong? I was defending our
home from Gnomery. I mean it was me versus
the onslaught of them evil little sh!ts.



Why was I so misunderstood by everyone?
All I did was to send 'em all to Hell!



Only RGB understood me...dintcha mate!

[Ex-Ascot]

1906 Rolls-Royce Limited, the British car and aero-engine manufacturing company was founded by Henry Royce and C.S. Rolls.

Never throttled one either on the ground or in the air.

[Wodrick]

The Ides of March - Beware

[Pinky the pilot]

I have already 'rinsed the blood off my toga.'

[Ex-Ascot]

Princess Anne was nearly kidnapped when an armed man attacked her car on the Mall outside Buckingham Palace on this day in 1974.h

The Queen's only daughter and her then-husband, Captain Mark Phillips, were en route to the palace when a car swerved in front of their chauffeur-driven limousine on the Mall.

The Princess, then 23, had just attended a charity event in Pall Mall when Ian Ball, 26, brought them to a halt with his Ford Escort.

As royal police protection officer James Beaton and driver Alex Callender got out of the limousine, Ball began to shoot. Beaton’s own weapon jammed and he was shot three times by the assailant.

Callender was also shot while trying to disarm Ball, as was passing tabloid journalist Brian McConnell, who also tried to intervene.

Ball then got into the limousine and told Princess Anne to get out.

In documented evidence released later under the Thirty Years Rule, the Princess stated that her response to this request was: “Not bloody likely!”

She did eventually accede to Ball’s request, and as he followed her out of the car he was struck by former boxer Ron Russell, who also happened to be passing.

As Russell led Anne away from the scene, another policeman, PC Michael Hills, tried to intervene. He too was shot by Ball, though not before calling for back-up.

Detective constable Peter Edmonds was soon on the scene. He gave chase and was finally able to disarm and arrest the would-be kidnapper.

About 10 years later I was on a tour with Jim Beaton then PPO to HMQ. We were in St Lucia chatting at a beach hotel. I announced that I must go for my afternoon run. He said he would join me if that was OK. I thought well he is more than ten years older than me no probs. We started up the side of this volcano. After a few miles I was coughing up blood. I announced that I could go no further. Thank God for that he said because neither can I.

Note in the report that a certain 'Foggy' was conspicous in his lack of gallantry. Our 'Tim' of the senior service would not have just sat back. Good move Ma'am.

[Wodrick]

Never throttled one either on the ground or in the air.

VC10 ? Who makes Conways then ?

[ExSp33db1rd]

Carried a R.R. rep. on the flight deck once, he presented us all with a R.R. tie clip. Was wearing it once ( wonder why ?? ! ) and was asked if I drove a Rolls Royce ( note - the questioner obviously considered me a chauffeur, not an owner ) I replied that I usually drove 4, all at the same time.

An aunt of mine was once chauffeur ( or should that be chauffeuse ? ) for the Chairman of a well known British company, and one day arrived unexpectedly at my humble home and offered to take my wife and I to lunch in nearby Guildford, she had been commissioned to take Sir to some meeting nearby and had a couple of hours to herself. She suggested that I might like to drive, but cruising up Guildford High St. I couldn't see the entrance to the pub that we were seeking, and espying a passing Constable I stopped and electrically lowering the window - a novelty for me in those days, first experience - I asked him for directions to the pub? ( the George ? one passed through an archway into the car park ) He said - It's just up there Sir ( another novelty for me when at the wheel of a car ) can you see that Morris Minor parked outside, I'll get it moved.

[probes]

... can you see that Morris Minor parked outside, I'll get it moved.

- did he?

And, that much about individual values, intrinsic to everyone, then

[ExSp33db1rd]

Yes ! and we enjoyed the subsequent lunch.

[Ex-Ascot]

Ah, good point Wodders. Also I guess the Dart on the Andover counts as well then. Never had to take one down to the RR garage in Oxford for fixing so I had forgotten. OK make that about 5,000 hours playing with them.

[Tall Bird]

A French Canadian business contact of my father's took my parents out to dinner. Afterwards G asked Dad if he'd like to drive his Rolls-Royce. Of course. They set off, with G insisting my mother sat up front whilst he sat in the back. At the end of the drive. G was beaming and thanked Dad for fulfilling a personal dream: I have sat in the back of a Rolls-Royce driven by an Englishman.

[Karearea]

Christos Anesti

[Ex-Ascot]

Sorry Karearea but that is said 1st May this year. Largest gap possible between Catholic Easter and Paska of 5 weeks.

[Rwy in Sight]

Sorry Karearea but that is said 1st May this year. Largest gap possible between Catholic Easter and Paska of 5 weeks.

And once again thanks to Ex-Ascot I learned something I was subconsciously curious; five weeks.

[Ex-Ascot]

RIS, loads of time for you to nip over to Amorgos to pinch some of their dynamite for midnight 31st April. It would make our place safer. Every Paska at least two sticks down the gorge between us and the main village. We haven't lost any windows yet but a few on the edge of the village have.

[Capetonian]

Easter marks the 100th anniversary of the Easter Uprising in Ireland, a part of British history which is rightfully immersed in shame, and which was glossed over when I was at school and only learnt about subsequently.

It says a lot for the Irish that they do not harbour hatred for the British for the way they were treated.

[Karearea]

Sorry Karearea..........

- apology etc unnecessary - my post was entirely non-denominational