Darwin Awards

[ian16th]

What sort of 'Engineer' was he?

[Ex-Ascot]

What sort of 'Engineer' was he?

With respect to all the engineers on the forum he wasn't was he? He was/is a mechanic. Bit of a difference.

[Ex-Ascot]

Now this guy really is an @rsehole.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... OTTOM.html

[Boac]

A bit like a progress report - "He needs a rocket up his arse".

[Slasher]

Now this guy really is an @rsehole.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... OTTOM.html

Would’ve loved to have been there laughing meself blind at such ****!

[Sisemen]

Been done before.

[ribrash]

Now this guy really is an @rsehole.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... OTTOM.html

Would’ve loved to have been there laughing meself blind at such ****!

Check out youtube.Some serious burnt rings.

[llondel]

I bet it singed all the hair off his arse. A Brazilian would probably have been less painful.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Today's Darwin Award goes to a Mr Nutkin, a late squirrel of this parish. He'd made a move into my barn about a month ago, and I spotted him a couple of times before he disappeared after a week. I've just been to sort out my 55 gal matt black waste ash barrel, which after having half the old roof off and the new one not on yet, had accumulated a quarter filling of water. And, when I emptied it outside, one Mr Nutkin.
Not a real estate expert, our furry (ex-)friend.

[Capetonian]

A French tourist has died after falling from a waterfall while trying to take a selfie in Thailand, police said Friday.

The accident happened on Thursday afternoon on the tropical island of Koh Samui, whose palm-fringed, white-sand beaches are a magnet for both backpackers and high-end tourists.

The 33-year-old man fell from Na Mueang 2 waterfall, the same spot where a Spanish tourist died in a fall in July, Lieutenant Phuvadol Viriyavarangkul of the island's tourist police told AFP.

"It took several hours to retrieve his body because the waterfall is slippery and steep," he said by phone, adding that the spot is roped off and there is a sign warning tourists of the danger.

"His friend said he was trying to take a selfie and then he slipped and fell."

https://www.news24.com/World/News/frenc ... l-20191115

[Stoneboat]

The Canadian PM is an avid selfie fan. I think I'll start a GoFundMe to pay him a Thailand vacation.

[OFSO]

"Backpacker died when sex act went wrong" says the BBC. Yes, we've all been there and done that, haven't we.

[OFSO]

Girl meets boy on-line, girl agrees to meet boy in bar, girl goes to his room to have sex, boy strangles girl. What could be more natural ?

Frightening, the lack of common sense. Still, that's what Darwin Awards is all about.

[Groundgripper]

Another one hits the dust...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50619952

GG

[Sisemen]

Q: When is enough fuel too much?
A: When it’s in the cockpit with you and you’re an eejit.

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2019-04.html

[Pontius Navigator]

Girl meets boy on-line, girl agrees to meet boy in bar, girl goes to his room to have sex, boy strangles girl. What could be more natural ?

Frightening, the lack of common sense. Still, that's what Darwin Awards is all about.

That is only one side of the story. Her's might have been quite different.

[Pontius Navigator]

Q: When is enough fuel too much?
A: When it’s in the cockpit with you and you’re an eejit.

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2019-04.html

As worrying, only 42% awarded him 10/10.

[PHXPhlyer]

Darwin Award Runner-up
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/jerom ... r-300-feet

PP

[PHXPhlyer]

Drugs are what probably saved him!

PPP

[PHXPhlyer]

What we really need...a gator on meth.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fl ... r-n1101061

PP