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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#18721 Post by CharlieOneSix » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:16 am

A useful post, Cape. My little used car trailer had remoulds fitted when I bought it new 15 years ago. It’s stored in an outbuilding and I always feel nervous when adding air from my compressor. Time to put a couple of new tyres on it I think!
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#18722 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:20 am

Cape, good tip, thanks. I had a pair of proper winter tyres and wheels for my SAAB in Scotland, couldn't afford 4. They had a deep tread and I had studs fitted. I used them for about 9 years until eventually the latest SAAB tyre width was huge compared to the snow tyres. Also we had moved to England.

The rubber was barely worn and probably 40% of the studs remained.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#18723 Post by Woody » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:47 am

Morning everyone, bit late today been on tip run followed by haircut :YMHUG:, results from yesterday’s eye test will lead to some wallet lightening later today, apparently I’ve got some damage due to excess sunshine, reckon it could be due to reflection off the ramp, perhaps I could sue BA :))
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#18724 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:54 am

Morning folks. Serious fuel shortage. The queues at fuel stations horrendous. Talking hours of waiting. I don't queue. We have enough fuel for two town visits so we are going to make it only twice a month. May buy a donkey cart. No fuel for watering from the lagoon. Have to go back to the borehole on solar.
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#18725 Post by EA01 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:32 pm

Evening All...about to retire...dead on my feet...Thursday is always big clean up day...

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#18726 Post by ian16th » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:10 pm

Grand Premier Princess Imogen of Tigre, passed away this morning.
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#18727 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:16 pm

You have my sympathy Ian. A horrible feeling it is.

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#18728 Post by Wodrick » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:32 pm

Condolences Ian, good looking cat.
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#18729 Post by OFSO » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:30 pm

More condolences. Fine looking lady. Our sympathy.

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#18730 Post by tango15 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:33 pm

I feel your pain Ian. It's as bad as losing a human family member. I say this with feeling, because I had a Siamese for 15 years - best cat that ever owned me.

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#18731 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:45 pm

Really sorry to hear about ian16th's cat. Two of my better half's friends lost dogs today one of them a mere pup! Counting UP's hound that's four animals in 3 days... :-s
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#18732 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:57 pm

Sorry Ian.

2 hippos out front, could be a honeymoon couple, be good to have another one born out there. Bad swamp mossies at the moment which have come with the water.
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#18733 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:27 pm

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#18734 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:34 pm

Ex-Ascot wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:54 am
Morning folks. Serious fuel shortage. The queues at fuel stations horrendous. Talking hours of waiting. I don't queue. We have enough fuel for two town visits so we are going to make it only twice a month. May buy a donkey cart. No fuel for watering from the lagoon. Have to go back to the borehole on solar.
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#18735 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:54 pm

12 Hippos. Our family is back.
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#18736 Post by 4mastacker » Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:16 pm

An Ops-Normaler a bit far from home?
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#18737 Post by om15 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:44 pm

Sorry to hear your news Ian.

My date with the lovely Olga has had consequences, face is badly swollen and infection has set in, have been given 7 days penicillin. One normally enjoys the pleasure before the pain, but not in this case.

I am reading "Cold Comfort Farm", the Sunday Times claims the this is probably the funniest book ever written, it is rare that I agree with the Sunday Times these days.

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#18738 Post by handsfree » Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:50 pm

From Bloomberg

Botswana released 30.8 million liters of fuel from its strategic reserves to ease an acute shortage that’s caused long queues at gas stations as Covid-19 regulations disrupt supply chains.
Landlocked Botswana consumes about 3 million liters of fuel daily, government data shows. Most fuel is imported from South Africa, with the remainder arriving from Namibia and Mozambique. To contain the coronavirus pandemic, the government requires that truck drivers entering the country be subjected to tests and a period of quarantine.
“Oil marketing companies operating in Botswana have informed government that their supply chains have been disrupted, hence they are experiencing some challenges meeting the demand,” Mmetla Masire, permanent secretary of the Ministry of Mineral Resources and Green Technology, said in a statement Tuesday.

I wondered why. Now I know.

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#18739 Post by G-CPTN » Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:03 pm

Talking of fuel shortages, I was a participant in a prototype-commercial-vehicle (trucks) field test from England to the southern tip of Italy and back in August 1979, during which there was a strike of fuel-delivery drivers leading to impossibly long queues and strict limits on the quantity of fuel per visit.
As the delay and the restricted supply would have severely impeded our progress, our 'wagonmaster' suggested that we should offer to pay twice the asked price (as fuel in England was twice the price of that in Italy - so we were not really out-of pocket), whereupon we were waved to the head of the queue and allowed to fill our tanks and the drums that we carried.

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#18740 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:37 pm

handsfree wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:50 pm

Botswana released 30.8 million liters of fuel from its strategic reserves to ease an acute shortage
If an African country, which produces no oil, has a Strategic Oil Reserve, why **** doesn't Scotland (and/or the rest of the UK) have one?

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