The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#32361 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:35 pm

Undried Plum wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:31 pm

My guess is that they'll keep that stuff under wraps for a few years yet.

Wasn't there a Yes Minister episode on that sort of thing?

Tim Landon scooped hundreds of millions of Pounds and Dollars in fees and commissions, not to say bribes, some very shady deals, including arms sales involving British companies. He was able to shelter his financial shenanigins behind Diplomatic Cover awarded to him by HM Sultan Qaboos. I can't help thinking how many rural clinics could been established with all those hundreds of millions of OMR that he pocketed.

On the positive side, I will say that he a brilliant Intel Officer in Dhofar and elsewhere in Oman. He had also been a true and reliable friend to the then Crown Prince when they were at Sandhurst together. Qaboos was bullied there in a racist way which almost certainly could not happen there. Landon was the only cadet who stood up to the victim of that bullying. Also, he was probably the only man in the world who could have emboldened Qaboos to go ahead with "the Accession" at the time. It was a very brave thing for the young to do at the time. He was under house arrest at the behest of his father, the Sultan and if the thing had gone a little bit wrong it probably would have been fatal for the young man. Landon certainly stiffened his resolve and for that Oman did owe him a certain amount of gratitude.

Coincidentally both Halliday and Langdon died at the early age of 64. There is a Beatles' song somewhere in that.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#32362 Post by EA01 » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:52 pm

‘My dear Mother, the albatross is world famous as a bird of ill-omen
... I certainly did not know this....My old Flying school was called Albatross, and Albatross is the name of the Naval Aviation base in Southern NSW, and further, an Albatross is something I'm unlikely to ever score in Golf.

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#32363 Post by llondel » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:12 am

I thought it was killing an albatross that was considered a bad idea. Hence the ancient tale.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#32364 Post by OFSO » Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:46 am

A weighty bird to have hung around your neck as a punishment. Not that one knows from personnel experience......

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#32365 Post by Pontius Navigator » Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:52 am

From that episode, my unit estate had been bought from the local farmer in 1990. The sale documents and other leases were kept in file. It was one of the files I reviewed regularly and noted that if the unit closed with 21 years the vendor had the right to repurchase the land and all improvements thereon at the original purchase price.

The Army made the decision to close the unit which now included a workshop, offices, grandstanding and a five story tower. The farmer became aware of this and also the clause in the sale documents😁 and duly repurchased the land. It was then put up for auction at 20 times the original price though it did not sell and is now a holiday let.

It is fully booked until October 22 at well North of £1,000 per week.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#32366 Post by Boac » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:50 am

Was Russia banned from the Tokyo Olympics for doping transgressions? They are currently 4th in the medals table as the "Russian Olympic Committee".

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#32367 Post by 1DC » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:58 am

Going across the Great Australian Bight in my seagoing days I was keeping the morning eight to twelve watch and the weather was fresh (what a bloke from Grimsby would call good fishing weather). I had an Albatross keeping station a few feet from the bridge wing all through the watch. he/she never moved more than six to twelve feet away from the bridge wing and I never saw it flap its wings. It was a wonderful sight that I will never forget and disaster did not come upon us.

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#32368 Post by Wodrick » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:05 am

Morning all,
Crystal, only 25c with a guess of 26c, expect we will comfortably reach that.

SM at the Health Centre for the last antibiotic jab.
Doctor saw her yesterday and has given her a further course of another antibiotic.
If no improvement by next week he is sending her back to The Hospital team.

I am seeing a Neurologist in Malaga City later to see if I can stop some medication.
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#32369 Post by tango15 » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:11 am

1DC wrote:
Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:58 am
Going across the Great Australian Bight in my seagoing days I was keeping the morning eight to twelve watch and the weather was fresh (what a bloke from Grimsby would call good fishing weather). I had an Albatross keeping station a few feet from the bridge wing all through the watch. he/she never moved more than six to twelve feet away from the bridge wing and I never saw it flap its wings. It was a wonderful sight that I will never forget and disaster did not come upon us.
What a wonderful experience!

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#32370 Post by OFSO » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:16 am

One word missing from: "Disaster did not come upon us."

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#32371 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:28 am

1DC wrote:
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I never saw it flap its wings.
I expect it was dragged along by the draught of the ship - which was why it was there.

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#32372 Post by 1DC » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:45 am

Spot on

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#32373 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue Jul 27, 2021 1:00 pm

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#32374 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Tue Jul 27, 2021 1:05 pm

Two views of the man (played by a band with aviation in its veins) and the bird...



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#32375 Post by Boac » Tue Jul 27, 2021 2:02 pm

Could never get him to sing on the PA, or even just scream a few lines in the cockpit......................... =))

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#32376 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Tue Jul 27, 2021 2:23 pm

Boac wrote:
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Could never get him to sing on the PA, or even just scream a few lines in the cockpit......................... =))

So you flew with him at Astraeus Airlines? ;)))

I never had you down as a rock fan Boac? Image of Boac playing air guitar and miming with his first officer as their Boeing bimbles on autopilot across the Atlantic, crosses The Goblin's addled transom... =))

I preferred Saxon though I must admit... ;)))

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#32377 Post by Boac » Tue Jul 27, 2021 2:33 pm

He eventually moved from F/O on the 737 onto command on the 757 at Astraeus (I think he was kindly pumping dosh into the company ^:)^ so our 'meetings were only in the crewroom (and no, he didn't sing there...). He did autograph an LP cover for No 1 son, though :-bd

With the 757 command he was able to drive the beast around his concerts. He was 'appointed' 'Commercial Director' near the end.

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#32378 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:04 pm

Boac wrote:
Tue Jul 27, 2021 2:33 pm
He eventually moved from F/O on the 737 onto command on the 757 at Astraeus (I think he was kindly pumping dosh into the company ^:)^ so our 'meetings were only in the crewroom (and no, he didn't sing there...). He did autograph an LP cover for No 1 son, though :-bd

With the 757 command he was able to drive the beast around his concerts. He was 'appointed' 'Commercial Director' near the end.
I see he set up a maintenance/training/consultancy organisation with a full motion simulator etc. at St Athan... Was called Cardiff Aviation but now Caerdav... I wonder if he is still part of the operation?

https://caerdav.com/

He is still on lead guitar it seems! ;)))

https://ukaviation.news/goodbye-cardiff ... o-caerdav/
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#32379 Post by ian16th » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:33 pm

Does St Athens have any RAF presence these days?
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#32380 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:38 pm

ian16th wrote:
Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:33 pm
Does St Athens have any RAF presence these days?
No 4 School of Technical Training is still there until 2024 I think. I think the whole Covid shambles delayed their move to other pastures...

https://www.raf.mod.uk/our-organisation ... -st-athan/
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