The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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In this particular case I think not *Woody* as I do too. I fail to understand these mega tattooed young things of either sex. When they is 60 wot will they think of what they did to their bodies when younger.
If I could be turned on these would turn me off again.
If I could be turned on these would turn me off again.
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I used to keep two EpiPens, one large and one small, in the roofspace of my number one hive and another pair in the house. The small one is a child dose and can also be used as a second dose on an adult if the first injection hasn't pulled them back far enough from death.
The problem I have with that it that they become time expired and it's becoming increasingly difficult to get replacements if, like me, one is not allergic to anything.
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For the second Saturday morning in a row, god botherers have rung the gate bell and just stood there, expecting me to answer. Couldn't be bothered going to tell em to "off". Fed up of explaining to them what a humanist is and not to darken my gate again.
Bongi, the large young pit bull type next door seemed to get them to move on.
Bongi, the large young pit bull type next door seemed to get them to move on.
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Just remember that delicate little humming bird on the slender teenager will become a bald eagle in 40 years time.
I had the pleasure, or not, of observing some 100 odd students of all ages last week. I noticed that most tatted women were in their 40-50s but the men were in their 20-30s.v Apart from one 20yr old female tatted extensively.
I had the pleasure, or not, of observing some 100 odd students of all ages last week. I noticed that most tatted women were in their 40-50s but the men were in their 20-30s.v Apart from one 20yr old female tatted extensively.
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There was one childs mother at grandaughters graduation the other night displaying a totally readable back. Totally covered.
However the storyline was not very good, despite having hardly any gaps.
Prefer a blank canvas any time to a used one.
However the storyline was not very good, despite having hardly any gaps.
Prefer a blank canvas any time to a used one.
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On a motorway in Spain.
The game is 'spot the Klog registered vehicle that doesn't have at least two bikes.'
Score so far : 0
The game is 'spot the Klog registered vehicle that doesn't have at least two bikes.'
Score so far : 0
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In MY chair surrounded by frogs again. Absolutely cracking fish soup with king prawns for lunch. Woofter mate much better and heading back to Sweden tomorrow. Wedding party missing at sea presumed dead. Pity they didn't take the frogs with them.
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Just declare war on Frogs. They'll run off waving their white frilly underwear.
On a happier note, glad to hear Swedish woofter is on the mend.
On a happier note, glad to hear Swedish woofter is on the mend.
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Had a girlfriend who was into ink, piercings and kinky things.
Her boobs were each decorated with a spider web at the centre of which was a silver spider mounted on piercing covering each nipple.
Looked good and tasted even better.
Her boobs were each decorated with a spider web at the centre of which was a silver spider mounted on piercing covering each nipple.
Looked good and tasted even better.
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Then at campsite spot Klog registered vehicle that still has two bikes on the back. Next to us, sailboards also remained under caravan the whole time.Capetonian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:17 amOn a motorway in Spain.
The game is 'spot the Klog registered vehicle that doesn't have at least two bikes.'
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Sad for those affected but we need the rain, and more rain = more wine.
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Chap on the next table to us at Frederick's today was the spitting image of Buster Merryfield. Face, beard, body, dress, accent. Even told anecdotes about "when I was in the war..." (alhough not the navy). Goose pimples. He died in 1999.
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Capetonian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:07 pmSad for those affected but we need the rain, and more rain = more wine.
Cynicism improves with age
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I had lunch in Hout Bay in April and a man on the next table was the spitting image of Eugene Terreblanche. It's even more apparent in another full face photo but I will have to edit before posting.
He was murdered in 2010.
He was murdered in 2010.
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Wasn't he a bit niffy?
The weather is pretty *****, wedding party fighting their way by boat around the island including groom. Must be nearly 100 kms. Bride in her room. She may be crazy but not that crazy. They will be green when they get back here.
PN, saw an enormous German RV in Maun once with a cross country motorbike and a microlight on the back.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Bit of a hero to you Capes?Capetonian wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:24 pmI had lunch in Hout Bay in April and a man on the next table was the spitting image of Eugene Terreblanche. It's even more apparent in another full face photo but I will have to edit before posting.
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OK we have agreed on tattoos. Now sitting with two young ladies with nose rings. Absolutely disgusting. One wonders where else they have piercing. Mrs Ex-Ascot has interesting stories from gynecology operations. I think that further investigation is required. If I am never heard from again I was wrong.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Nose Rings, what happens with a streaming cold ? the thought disgusts.
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