***** Ibbie sorry to read that. He's having a rough time.
Don't care wot was on that plate Capt but as virtual veggies it looked 'orrible. We will do the occasional small amount of red meat in the camps, chicken and fish. Potatoes looked good though.
4M:
You escaped intact from the Sgt's Mess Christmas drinks?? Good effort sir....or you were bloody lucky.
Considerable practice during orfficer and pilot training. Only time they nearly killed me was when I was staying in a Sgt's Mess as a civilian instructor with the ATC. My Flt Sgt F/E and I nearly killed ourselves on champagne cocktails on a KLM flight to the F.E. once. The girlies didn't know how to pour them so I said 50% Remy and 50% Moet. We had started off with Remy with coffees in the lounge at AMS for breakfast.
Back from town. Successful mission. Found very neatly cut and edged lawns. Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass. Clouded over, rumblings in the distance.
Wodders, posts crossed. Octo can just take off her ski boots. Yes, you may have to take different measures. Capt Slasher can advise.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.