The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#5401 Post by Magnus » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:52 am

I like thunderstorms. We usually get one or two when we're in Italy. I watched a spectacular storm one night when I was working on Mt Lemmon near Tucson. It must easily have been 100km away (around Kitt Peak, maybe) , and we didn't hear a thing, but the lightning was spectacular.

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#5402 Post by Wodrick » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:19 pm

G'day.
It's overcast but 17c
I'm sat in Lidl parking with a flat tyre waiting for SM to collect me. I'll get a tow truck after lunch.
Regrettably I have a spareless car. If I use he repair kit it says replace soon as so I might as well cut the middle man and get taken to a tyre place after lunch.

It never ends does it.
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#5403 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:30 pm

Magnus wrote:
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I like thunderstorms. We usually get one or two when we're in Italy. I watched a spectacular storm one night when I was working on Mt Lemmon near Tucson. It must easily have been 100km away (around Kitt Peak, maybe) , and we didn't hear a thing, but the lightning was spectacular.


We like thunderstorms for the rain but down here in the tropics it is horrendously noisy.

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#5404 Post by Cacophonix » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:16 pm

A balmy, or should that be barmy, 27 degrees Celsius here and although Caco is beset by a ferocious sore throat and power cuts, the glass of Loyal Service Afrikander Just Nuisance Scrounger Chenin Blanc is making all such minor travails palatable.

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Looking down on the SANDF fleet I feel strangely disengaged from the politics and a smile has returned to my ugly dial.

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#5405 Post by 4mastacker » Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:13 pm

In the days of over-rated and over-paid kickers of leather, a giant of a gentleman and superb sportsman has left the field of play.

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#5406 Post by Wodrick » Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:48 pm

Hombre has come and located the cut in the tyre. It's in the sidewall naturally. Now waiting for the tow truck to take me to the tyre shop. Just rung 25 mins. I told them it would need a truck. ~X(
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#5407 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:03 pm

Ever heard of a black leopard? Here is proof that they exist; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trav ... frica.html :)
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#5408 Post by OFSO » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:08 pm

From our 600' height we watch the approach of thunderstorms across the plain below with trepidation. Will it / won't it go right overhead. And if it does, will the unthinkable happen....

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#5409 Post by OFSO » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:12 pm

The picture below was taken just before midnight. Amazingly I hit the phone camera button just as lighting struck on the ridge to our east.
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#5410 Post by Rwy in Sight » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:34 pm

Wodrick, it is often on the sidewall isn't it? I admire you for knowing when to call for assistance. I managed a visit to the yellow and blue furniture store and not only that. I stuck to the list and I did not acquire a single additional item.

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#5411 Post by OFSO » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:41 pm

Most of the flat tyres here between the French border and Barcelona on the AP7 occur after the driver of the (foreign plated) car has stopped at a service station. You pull out, friendly south Americans in an old car point out the puncture, knife slice in the sidewall, so you pull over, get out......and your passport, phone, wallet and luggage all gone in a flash. Despite frequent warnings happens all the time to foreigners. I.e. last week, good friend lost the lot.

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#5412 Post by Capetonian » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:49 pm

Go back to border checks and keeping out illegal aliens, life would be better for decent law-abiding people who would not have to live in fear of crime. The downside is going back to the old days of queues at borders.

When the Euro falls apart, you can spend that time changing Frog money to Pesetas, Escudos, Lire ........ etc.

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#5413 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:17 pm

I don't do smartphones.
I send my daughter emails (from my PC laptop) with links to items that I believe will interest her (such as the proposal to build a new school on the site of her old school - without interrupting continuing use of the current school buildings, some of which will be demolished afterwards, but there is much more involved).
She tells me that she cannot open these links (in this case a pdf) using her 'phone'.

Is this typical? or does she need to update her mobile?

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#5414 Post by Ibbie » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:52 pm

Just back from wake for my departed friend. His widow is Moroccan. He was planted at a private family only service yesterday, within 24 hours of his death.
Tonight at their villa, she hosted a sit down Moroccan meal for thirty of his close friends, so we could celebrate his life. Two main courses, one after the other and a sweet. Soft drinks only. A chef assisted by her mother and sister did all the prep and cooking. The food was exceptional.
Interesting and great way to say goodbye.

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#5415 Post by Wodrick » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:04 pm

Wodrick, it is often on the sidewall isn't it?
From a puncture free life, more than 50 years without I am making up for it with this vehicule, three in two years, one a blow on the Autovia, a screw in the sidewall, and now what looked like a small cut from a stone on the inner sidewall.
Unfortunately each time I have fallen foul of Spain's rules for matching tyres on the same "axle" and needed a pair. That's 200€ to you sir.
I admire you for knowing when to call for assistance
No choice really. Car has no spare just an inflation device and a can of sealant. The breakdown cover is part of the insurance policy and does not affect my NCB. No brainer let someone else do it.

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#5416 Post by G-CPTN » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:35 pm

Ibbie wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:52 pm
Just back from wake for my departed friend.
What age was he?

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#5417 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:46 am

G-CPTN
....Is this typical? or does she need to update her mobile?
She needs to update her mobile. Mine is a top of the range Galaxy and works like a mini computer.
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#5418 Post by Slasher » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:58 am

Afternoon. Family sh!t still going down here. A lot of facts, hidden emotions and blind hatreds are finally out in the open (with the help of spiked drinks. Sodium P couldn'tve done better). With the exception of her sis and a certain cousin, Ap's clan are a bunch of sheer backstabbing arseholes. Apsara herself has been subject to a hell of a lot of crap and then today they hung out her entire dirty laundry. Virtually the whole clan reckons her getting remarried to me was a huge mistake. Practicing polite Buddhists my arse - more like a bunch of ravenous hyenas out to wreck our marriage for no damn reason other than to get me off the scene. :ymtongue:

Might be away a longer time till this is over and done with.

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#5419 Post by Ibbie » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:32 am

My friend was 69, G-CPTN.

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#5420 Post by OFSO » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:48 am

Ours are bottom of the (price) range Huaweis and also function like mini computers. Rarely use the main PCs or Chromebook now.

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