The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26761 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:46 am

Woody wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:02 pm

Plan C has appeared :-o

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... eland.html
Unlike Thatcher who was Daggers (i.e. a couple of stops past or short of Barking), Johnson has gone totally loopy! The idea is ***** insane.

We should remember the other "leader" with a megalomaniac's penchant for totally grandiose, infeasible schemes.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26762 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:02 am

"Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, if the women don't get you, the whisky must.."

Not just an impious pray for Lent, but literally true, as I noticed the car had a fine layer of dust on it this morning. Apparently Saharan, if BBC Radio 4 is to believed.

Weather calm, wind nil, temperatures mild and the doves cooing..

One more totally boring etc. point from that book noted before, was that Radio Caroline's "father" Ronan O'Rahilly was the grandson of the Irish rebel Michael O'Rahilly, immortalised by William Butler Yeats. Rebellion clearly ran in the family blood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O'Rahilly

Sing of the O'Rahilly,
Do not deny his right;
Sing a 'the' before his name;
Allow that he, despite
All those learned historians,
Established it for good;
He wrote out that word himself,
He christened himself with blood.
How goes the weather?

Sing of the O'Rahilly
That had such little sense
He told Pearse and Connolly
He'd gone to great expense
Keeping all the Kerry men
Out of that crazy fight;
That he might be there himself
Had travelled half the night.
How goes the weather?

'Am I such a craven that
I should not get the word
But for what some travelling man
Had heard I had not heard?'
Then on pearse and Connolly
He fixed a bitter look:
'Because I helped to wind the clock
I come to hear it strike.'
How goes the weather?

What remains to sing about
But of the death he met
Stretched under a doorway
Somewhere off Henry Street;
They that found him found upon
The door above his head
'Here died the O'Rahilly.
R.I.P.' writ in blood.
How goes the weather.?
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26763 Post by Ibbie » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:19 am

Morning folks.

Clear blue sky but temperature is just 5c. A high of 17c suggested for the day.

A supplies run will take place commencing in 20 minutes.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26764 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:30 am

A good story is one that keeps on giving other good stories... some more totally pointless snippets...

O'Rahilly's grandfather was one of the organisers of the smuggling of 900 Mauser's into Ireland prior to the 1916 uprising. The yacht, "the Asgard", used to smuggle the weapons in, under the noses of the British Navy, was owned and captained by Erskine Childers , writer of The Riddle of the Sands....

Childers' life is even more fascinating, complex and contradictory than even O'Rahilly's.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26765 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:14 am

TGG, let me know if you come across "see you in Antwerp" or Antwerp House.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26766 Post by handsfree » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:16 am

Gute Morgen, es regnet gemütlich.
What's more it will probably carry on doing so for the rest of the morning.
7°C and hoping for 10°C.

Cupboards aren't the only things becoming unhinged in the kitchen during this lockdown. ~X(

Durties done; log burner fettled and set up for this evening, wood brought in and dishwasher
emptied. I'm now going to settle down to beans and bacon on toast with a reet gradely mug of
English Breakfast tea. None of yer foreign muck. (spot the inconsistency there).

En avant chaps and chapesses.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26767 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:28 am

No, as long as it is Wiltshire bacon and English tea, no.
Tea has been grown in the UK for hundreds of years. As a British company who loves a good cuppa, we wondered how easy it would be to grow-your-own tea at home. As it turns out, it's perfectly possible to grow Camellia Sinensis – the common tea plant – in your own garden. In fact, it thrives in UK conditions.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26768 Post by 4mastacker » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:40 am

Insomnia fairy visited, consequently one heard the sparrows flatulate.

Yorkshire hard water tea and a Mr Watkins bacon bap for brekkie.

Nowt much planned for today. Will have to wait for Boris to decide what we can do.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26769 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:08 am

Telegraph
A survey of nearly 7,000 viewers by RadioTimes.com found that 43 per cent of viewers have sought out shows from years past as they have been looking for comfort and familiarity.
Bollocks. If the BBC broadcasts endless repeats or yet another 'Great British....' genre what other choice is there?
I look for old films on YouTube for good acting and an audible script. Also streaming older series without adverts.
The modern vogue for block buster films starts to blur into sameness.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26770 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:23 am

Now you have all finished your breakfast. Court case going on in Edinburgh. A woman bit off the end of a chap's tongue which he spat on the the pavement and a gull grabbed it. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ ... it-3141625

Reluctant to go to the hairdresser at the moment. The last two times no one was wearing masks and she is in contact with so many people a day. Bought hair clippers for only a few quid more than a haircut the other day. Mrs Ex-Ascot was let loose with them yesterday. Not bad for a first attempt.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26771 Post by ribrash » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:31 am

Ex-Ascot wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:23 am
Now you have all finished your breakfast. Court case going on in Edinburgh. A woman bit off the end of a chap's tongue which he spat on the the pavement and a gull grabbed it. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ ... it-3141625

Reluctant to go to the hairdresser at the moment. The last two times no one was wearing masks and she is in contact with so many people a day. Bought hair clippers for only a few quid more than a haircut the other day. Mrs Ex-Ascot was let loose with them yesterday. Not bad for a first attempt.
Pictures.......we need pictures. =))

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26772 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:45 am

Pictures.......we need pictures. =))
No probs Ribbers. No actual photo available but every time I put on my shades there is mistaken identity so similar to the below.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26773 Post by k3k3 » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:54 am

...but taller?

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#26774 Post by Pinky the pilot » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:14 am

Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, if the women don't get you, the whisky must.."
Back in the 70's here in Australia it was more of

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If Lillee don't get you then Thommo must."

Way back when Cricket was (only just) still a Gentlemens game.
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#26775 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:44 am

Welcome to SA where we use cockatoos to guard out houses...

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#26776 Post by Wodrick » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:56 am

Morning all,
6˚c when I rose, just 12˚c now, the guess is the now famous and unattainable 19˚c.
I think the guessometer is stuck.

Looks like Snr OFSO has our deluge of yesterday while we have clear blue and after the wind and rain great visibility.
No need to fill the pond or wash the cars.

Servicing the log burner this morning, needs empty of the ash container and a door glass clean about every three days.
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#26777 Post by 1DC » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:58 am

Total bedlam in the bedroom this morning when mrs 1DC discovered a Funnel Web spider on the wall, yes I know you don't get funnel webs in Lincolnshire but the effect was the same. Have calmed her down with two nicely grilled rashers of dry cured smoked bacon from a fine Lincolnshire pig with two scrambled eggs from local chickens.Not a lot to do today apart from a trip to deposit some cheques into the bank, will make it scenic by using the bank in Louth and coming home via a roundabout route through the countryside.
Dull on the Humber but that isn't unusual.

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#26778 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:09 am

Duller here too. Got so dark and gloomy at 10, and we have windows on 3 sides, had to put the lights on and a roaring log fire on the TV.

The real electric fire first ordered in November reordered an hopefully due Friday.

Can I also offer a muffin thank you to someone on here. We have a weekly delivery of Ancient Granary Muffins from Waitrose for mid morning with marmalade or lunch with avocado, bacon and egg.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

#26779 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:25 am

k3k3 wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:54 am
...but taller?
By 1" #:-S

Some times wonder what happens to all the rubbish that our staff request to take from here. An empty plastic ginger beer bottle today. OK they have benefited from all sorts of very serviceable but unwanted things in the past like a gas cooker a massive canvas fly sheet and a Harris Tweed jacket with 1960 style wide lapels =)) Bloody proud of it he is. May come back into fashion.
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#26780 Post by OFSO » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:50 am

Wife baked chocolate cookies after brekkers for daughter of our cleaner, quite unwell but has not lost appetite, confined to room, rest of household barred. I took them down while still warm with a few other comestables. On the way back, as I was short of twigs to start woodstove off, I took an IKEA bag and climbed up into the pine forests. Rain and wind soughing in the branches and not a soul about. Utterly glorious. I haven't been out in the wilderness in winter for some years and now wonder at my laziness.

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