The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

[Groundgripper]

Someone is driving about the Costa in a FRENCH registered taxi.

Has it got a 'Fly Ryanair' ad on it?

GG

[OFSO]

90% of the cars on the Spanish Costa Brava are French registered. Probably 50% of those are here all year around as "permanent""tourists". Spanish are to blame, too lazy to check up on who lives in Spain as undeclared "residents" and too much trouble to get them for tax fraud.

[ricardian]

A handy hint:
Imagine that the "auto correct" facility is a tiny elf in your phone or laptop who's trying SO hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk

[Pontius Navigator]

What do you mean drunk? I did that with a struggle

I meant squiggle

Lol

[Woody]

I’m denying everything Sah!

[Woody]

Could someone wake up the night shift, it’s time to go home

[OFSO]

Been up and on duty since 06:30. Too cold to sleep....windy with sea mist.

[Ibbie]

Morning all.

Usual sunny day, heading for 30+ again.

[Ex-Ascot]

Don't think that this needs a caption.

[OFSO]

Congratulations !

[Woody]

It had better bloody work

[om15]

Is that a home brew kit?

[Boac]

If that is a kitchen appliance, surely she should be dressed in white to match?

[Capetonian]

If that is a kitchen appliance, surely she should be dressed in white to match?

Light blue touch paper.
Stand back a safe distance.
Wait for explosion.

[Boac]

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[Slasher]

The much vaunted air fryer?

[Pontius Navigator]

An ominous split in the box.

Fingers crossed.

Will you be ordering accessories?

[Ex-Ascot]

An ominous split in the box.

Fingers crossed.

Will you be ordering accessories?

Yep, King Edward's.

[Ex-Ascot]

An ominous split in the box.

Fingers crossed.

Will you be ordering accessories?

Yep, King Edward's.

[Slasher]

I'm in love!

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