Slasher wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:29 am
The vast increase in shark attacks in the area is being put down to climate change!
Increase in shark attacks? GW
Typhoon in Burma? GW
Hot Aussie Summers? GW
Bots drought? GW
Ice trucking season in Yellowknife ends 2 weeks early? GW
Slightly higher tornado count in the Alley? GW
Small tits fat bum? GW
Train late? GW
Pub shuts early? GW
Loan rates go up? GW
Messy divorce? GW
Car won’t start? GW
OK I admit the last six are a tad exaggerated.
GW = Great Whites!
Why didn't my car start. The Great White problem!
Small Tits! The Great White nibbled on them... etc.
I jest of course!
How's this for a simplistic hypothesis? Henceforth to be known as Gob's theorem...
Hot weather for longer periods + Greater Human Population = More people in Sea for longer periods
Number of attacks ∝ More people in sea for longer periods + More sharks (due to species protection)
I know, I know, the question and the resulting answers involve currents, weather, species success, chumming, etc. etc. etc.
On a more serious note, there can be no more fecking ignominious or miserable way to die than by being eaten by a fish.
Poor bloke.