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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6461 Post by OFSO » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:05 pm

A fiendish new torment from IKEA. To those of us used to years of pre drilled holes, one opens a box (tearing off one nails in the process) to find a pristine piece of melamile-covered wood (other than two hinge holes, unused in this case, so with plastic infills) and a metal template with holes A and B and squiggle squiggle and instructions where to make a hole into which a screw will later be inserted. Then turn the template over, and/or end-for-end, and possibly thru dimension n and n+11, and drill again. It all worked. Sort of.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6462 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:39 pm

This is because of the high end kitchen market. Lots of posh kitchen designers used to cheat and use Ikea base cabinets, with fancy doors and handles. However, the pre-drilled holes were the giveaway. So, to keep the market (and push up their prices), no pre-drilled holes.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6463 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:42 pm

Don't the holes come in a separate packet?

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#6464 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:46 pm

Yes, but that's an extra.
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6465 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:49 pm

When I was first married I did a fair number of MFI constructions which were a nightmare. Sounds as if IKEA has gone down to those depths. Shame because I believe they were very good. Useless information for most but there is an IKEA at ATH. Buy and fly.
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6466 Post by Wodrick » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:58 pm

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Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:49 pm
Useless information for most but there is an IKEA at ATH. Buy and fly.
Same a AGP very close.
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6467 Post by 1DC » Fri Aug 19, 2022 4:08 pm

Mrs 1DC and Oz daughter got me into one in Melbourne once, bloody terrifying you couldn't get out of it. Never done it again. I have put something together from there that went in daughters kitchen, it looked ok and there weren't any bits left over!

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#6468 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:18 pm

There are supposed to be bits left over - for fixing it soon after! :D

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6469 Post by llondel » Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:42 pm

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Mrs 1DC and Oz daughter got me into one in Melbourne once, bloody terrifying you couldn't get out of it. Never done it again. I have put something together from there that went in daughters kitchen, it looked ok and there weren't any bits left over!
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6470 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:51 pm

The IKEA in Gateshead (had) 'wormholes' that connected the backs of certain areas, allowing one to cut out sections of the route - but they were heavily disguised and 'private' - not for the public use of.

I used them when wanting to fast-forward to the restaurant without 'shopping' .

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#6471 Post by Smeagol » Fri Aug 19, 2022 8:51 pm

Sorry to have to disagree with most posters about IKEA quality. We have two 'dresser' type units that were purchased in the Kuwait store in 1986 that I have disassembled and reassembled several times for shipping to and from overseas locations. Whilst they may not now be the height of fashion, if they ever were, they perform a useful function as bookcases and storage in my home office.

Maybe quality has slipped in recent years but 35 years ago it was quite acceptable.
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6472 Post by G-CPTN » Fri Aug 19, 2022 9:05 pm

Whilst posted to Denmark in the early 1980s, we acquired various IKEA items, including bunk beds.

These are still in daily use today by my grandchildren.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6473 Post by llondel » Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:09 pm

Smeagol wrote:
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Maybe quality has slipped in recent years but 35 years ago it was quite acceptable.
Sadly, this is true of a lot of products.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6474 Post by bob2s » Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:25 pm

Speaking of IKEA----Picked up my new rug from IKEA, consisting of a sheep and a spinning wheel.---

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6475 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:23 am

No local IKEA, tho' have used it in the past, but have "constructed' much from a local lookalike, only problem so far was an instruction sheet only printed in Chinese !
Fortunately it had pictures and was fairly self-evident.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6476 Post by Hydromet » Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:24 am

In my photography & other equipment I use quite a few rechargeable AA batteries. was told recently by one who should know, that the best quality brand are available at lower cost under Ikea's brand.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6477 Post by OFSO » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:46 am

Yes, their batteries are, or perhaps WERE, made by the same German firm that made submarine batteries during WWII. Although they have ways of making me talk, I have forgotten the name.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6478 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:18 am

I used Ikea batteries for a long time, and they were as long lasting as the best and cheaper. I used to do battery energy comparisons with my physics classes, so it was a fact.
I now find any of the 10 year shelf life batteries to be great, which is just as well since I'm no longer near an Ikea. My Ikea rechargeables are still going strong, but I think they recently stopped doing them.

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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6479 Post by Woody » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:24 am

OFSO wrote:
Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:46 am
Yes, their batteries are, or perhaps WERE, made by the same German firm that made submarine batteries during WWII. Although they have ways of making me talk, I have forgotten the name.
Would that be Varta?
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

#6480 Post by Hydromet » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:28 am

Woody wrote:
Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:24 am
OFSO wrote:
Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:46 am
Yes, their batteries are, or perhaps WERE, made by the same German firm that made submarine batteries during WWII. Although they have ways of making me talk, I have forgotten the name.
Would that be Varta?
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