Rant of the Day v2.

[Pontius Navigator]

Hydromet, only cook book you need is Len Deighton's Action Cook Book. My copy cost 10/6. When we moved SWMBO threw it out. I salvaged it.

Capetonian, I am deaf. I need two heating aids. SWMBO calls me with long list of instructions while I am in a different room with my head in a cupboard or TV on. She gets annoyed when I ask her to repeat having closed to eye contact.

Woebetide me if I call her. My response is 'doesn't matter', like a genie she appears.

[Capetonian]

Apparently the bitch has given birth to its spawn of the devil. Presumably she won't be able to bring it back to the UK as it won't be a British citizen so that's almost a solution to the problem.

[Pontius Navigator]

Sadly she is British therefore so is the brat. Even that the sperm impregnate is Dutch does not affect the stink of fish.

[Undried Plum]

I hope it's made abundantly clear to her that if she brings the sprog to Britain it will be confiscated and she will probably never see it again for at least 18 years.

Now is the time for FCO to call in a few favours from their counterparts in the Bangladeshi Govt to arrange for her to be resettled in an Islamic country with which she has very close familial connections.

[Magnus]

PN, it depends whether she is British by Descent, or British Otherwise than by Descent. Born in the UK, then it's the latter, in which case her child is British by Descent, with all the benefits that entails. If she was born overseas to British parents, then unless the child's father has british citizenship, the child does not automatically gain British Citizenship. The British Nationality Act 1981 and subsequent Statutory Instruments apply.

[OFSO]

Born overseas to Dutch father. If marriage recognised by British government then child not automatically British. Note that mother has entitlement to Bangladesh nationally through one or both parents. I see lots of taxpayers money heading in legal aid to all sorts of lawyers.

[k3k3]

If she was born in Bangladesh of Bangladeshi parents and came to the UK as a child it's possible she has never been naturalised, we know she didn't have a passport as she stole that from her elder sister. Even if she has been naturalised she still has Bangladeshi citizenship.

[4mastacker]

How soon will it be before some "brave" journo is flown out on a private jet paid for by some Fleet Street rag to "rescue" the tart and her child and bring them back to UK?

Much has been said by the do-gooders about her leaving the UK when under the age of consent. What has that got to do with what she did? She was above the minimum age of criminal responsibility and that is what should be considered if she ever steps back onto the soil of these islands.

[Magnus]

If she has Bangladeshi citizenship, she would not be rendered stateless if refused entry to the UK, so what's the problem?

[Undried Plum]

I've no idea whether that can be done vicariously, ie on her behalf by an FCO official.

The best solution would be to arrange for Bangladesh to accept her and give her indefinite leave to remain. I'm sure that Zakat funds can be made available for her support and that of her child.

[ricardian]

[Rwy in Sight]

When you like to have an ad break it never happens - unless you start whining about it.

[Slasher]

True RiS. Busting for a pee and the buggers don't put one or ten of 'em on, so you run off and burst your piss pipe in the hurried discharge, only to find on return the movie no longer makes sense as you missed important dialogue while you were out watering the Dalton.

[llondel]

Or you get back just as the ad break starts.

[ExSp33db1rd]

My Mute button is wearing out.

[Slasher]

Capetonian, I am deaf. I need two heating aids.

CAPE BE SURE TO POST LOUD ENOUGH SO PONTIUS CAN HEAR YOU.

Also he needs a Speedie elecrtric warmer and a log fire. Must be real cold where he is.

[Magnus]

ricardian, I believe the return flight is with Flybmi.

[ian16th]

My Mute button is wearing out.

I buy new remotes from China, keep a new one as a spare and when one wears out, always the mute button, I order a new one.

[4mastacker]

Javid has grown a pair

Deleted my original post .Far more topical than a rant about hospital parking charges.

[Capetonian]

Excellent news. Let her rot in the hell that those whom she supports have created.