The Limerick Thread

[Hydromet]

A young lady who came from Jakarta
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers
And if plied with fancy liquors
Her legs would get further aparter.
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One chap bought a bottle of gin,
He thought that it might get him in.

[Slasher]

"I'm sorry my dear
But I much prefer beer
And drink it from out of a tin."
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So I bought her a six pack of piss
And said "Here you go little Miss."

[Hydromet]

So I bought her a six pack of piss
And said "Here you go little Miss."
She downed it in one
And said "Now let's have fun."
"What on earth should I do with this?"
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"I've never seen one so small"
"It won't be much use at all."

[OFSO]

But a Special Effect
Made it look quite errect

[Hydromet]

"I've never seen one so small"
"It won't be much use at all."
But a Special Effect
Made it look quite erect
And gave it an extra ball.
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She said "With equipment like that"

[Slasher]

"It'd make for good girly chat."
Ok for small keyholes
Maybe cute Barbie dolls?
And the squirrel in Ice Age called Scrat.
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"It's quality not quantity!" I said.

[OFSO]

As she threw herself face-down on the bed

[Slasher]

Saying "It will be quite a farce
If you cum in my arse
So shoot on my bum cheeks instead."
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I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"

[OFSO]

She let out a howl
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"

[Hydromet]

I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
She let out a howl
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"
I said "Well I'm going to, unless...."
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[OFSO]

A young lady from Azerbaijan
Said "I can do it, I know that I can..

[Hydromet]

A young lady from Azerbaijan
Said "I can do it, I know that I can.
If I give one more shove
I know you'll be in , love

[OFSO]

If it don't work, I'll try it with a man.

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[Slasher]

A girl from a town in Thailand
Asked if I wanted her hand.

[OFSO]

After using a browser
I said "down my trouser"

[Hydromet]

A girl from a town in Thailand
Asked if I wanted her hand.
After using a browser
I said "down my trouser"
If you're lucky, you'll find my gland.
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Just be sure that your hands aren't too cold
Before you take a hold

[Slasher]

Cos if you touch my dick
It will shrivel up quick
And it's not a good sight to behold.
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"I'm a girlyboy didn't you know
And we Thais just go with the flow."
I said "What a shame
As I think I just came"

[OFSO]

'Cos I looked up your skirt at the show."

[Slasher]

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A horny young lass from New York
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.

[Hydromet]

A horny young lass from New York
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.
Up the Empire State
They attempted to mate