The Limerick Thread

[OFSO]

But paying a groat

[Hydromet]

If you put in a ten dollar bill
You may do whatever you will
But paying a groat
Or a bigger bank note
Will get you the ultimate thrill.
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She may let you fondle her bits

[Slasher]

And slobber all over her tits.

[OFSO]

But she gets really tough
When the serious stuff

[Slasher]

Becomes a battle of wits.
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[OFSO]

When you're seeking a jolly good rattle
You're often facing a stiff uphill battle

[Hydromet]

When you're seeking a jolly good rattle
You're often facing a stiff uphill battle
There's a supposition
That you'll ask for permission
If you don't, she's likely to tattle.
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You should always be sure that she's willing

[OFSO]

If you don't, you'll sure get a billing

[Hydromet]

You should always be sure that she's willing
If you don't, you'll sure get a billing.
But if she says OK
You may have your way

[Slasher]

And give her fair snatch a good drilling.
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[Slasher]

Now what in the fcuk is going on here?
No cnut has made post for what seems a year!
Has everyone lost their creative desire
To write some short lines about snatches on fire?

Or of possibly titties or BJs and stuff
And going on down on a tasty young muff.
Please fellow members I hereby implore
Let us write ‘ricks of the slut and the whore.
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[OFSO]

A lady with ginormous thighs
Was heard to say, midst many sighs:

[Slasher]

“Jesus H, Slasher, now don’t be a wussy
Stick yer damn head right into my pussy!”
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I’m frightened of that...it’s as big as a cave
And I’m sorry my dear but I’m not very brave.

[Hydromet]

I’m frightened of that...it’s as big as a cave
And I’m sorry my dear but I’m not very brave.
But if you promise to be gentle,
Don't do anything mental
I'll gladly be your sex slave.
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[OFSO]

If you're spending your time on You Tube
While searching for a really big boob

[Hydromet]

If you're spending your time on You Tube
While searching for a really big boob
You should find a nice teen
And view on 'full Screen'

[Slasher]

Which may also show very nice pube.
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[OFSO]

Are 'they' keeping a record of Sites
Which would give Holly Rollers some frights
When we're accessing porn

[Hydromet]

Are 'they' keeping a record of Sites
Which would give Holly Rollers some frights
When we're accessing porn
From sundown to morn
In this garden of earthly delights.
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With gaffer tape over the screen-cam

[OFSO]

With gaffer tape over the screen-cam
I took hold of a very large hog ham
Then siezing a skewer